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What do you call a chicken crossing the road?

Poultry in motion

I pity the X-box users that won't get to play this masterpiece of a game.

Honestly the best game I have ever played totally fucking just fantastic fun.

Basically your a hardened survivor Joel...

The weather is meant to turn back to it's old Irish way on Monday, so make the most of the rest of the weekend because it'll probably be the last of the fabulous sunshine for quite some time! :D
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well plus side is, at least he believes escorts have brains

all the better to refuse him with of course

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cheerio Ricky Hatton... knocked out in the 9th round blue moon ha

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Groundhog Day... that's one I can watch over and over and over and over and....

Scrooge going for a punt!!!

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he arrives and trys to haggle!! she says get the fuck out you tight arsed man
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Speaking as someone who has low self esteem, is very concious about how I look and has no confidence when talking to girls I feel I have probably benefited most from seeing some extremely kind and...

durex........

She says it as she sees it, doesnt bullshit and takes no shit from anyone.
Just an observation.

HE told the doctor he broke his leg in two places. Doctor told him to quit going to those places.
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my wife and daughter are leaving because of my obsession with horse racing they're both at the gate now and they're off!

Interviewer: Do you think you can handle a variety of work?
Candidate: Yes I think so, I have worked in 10 different places in the last 3 months.

Employee: I got to have salary increment. Three...

One night, a man rolls over in bed and gives his wife a big, knowing grin. Immediately realising his intentions she says,

"Not tonight darling. I have an appointment with the gynaecologist...

after landing myself in jail i spent the next hour getting relentlessy bum fucked. sometimes i think my uncle takes monopoly far too seriously..

I met a girl in a nightclub and told her, "I'm going to fuck you in my bedroom, my bathroom, my kitchen and my lounge when we get back to mine."

She replied, "Wow! Let's go - it's good to find a...

I agree with saoirse on this , so for that reason I'm closing thread .: doc

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...I remember how handsome you are everytime I meet your username around :)

Ah, so reading between the lines he is winging, for no real reason, you think he is a twit but you have magnanimously decided not to let the lions have him.

Good call Ben. Pity about this thread...

i efuse to reopen that thread... im not going into the pm that was discussed but i dont see a reason for the report

i stand by my reason to lock the thread

You big baby.



Like, who the heck admits to running to the teacher? You must have been a joy as an adolescent.

I took a urine sample at the hospital yesterday. I'd definitely say my kleptomania is getting way out of hand !