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I think their would be a party held in your honour.
Bless.

Gifts are gifts.
Over the years I have brought

Cheese
Dragons
Pictures
Funnels
Sheep
Twister game(I'm ambidextrous)
Operation game

http://youtu.be/vKqgjzLMCRQ


Always had a thing for the squirrel from ice age
His ambitious but futile struggle to get his nut.


It might be classed as gay but I'm a vegan.

I wake up with the uncanny ability first thing in the morning, of wanting my pillow again later that night.
Anything that happens in-between that day is irrelevant except if it involves m & ms.
...

I'm colorblind.:)

Nice chair tho

If life gives you melons you might be dyslexic.:D

Had a lovely massage from a Brazilian lady years ago.
When she started to walk on my back, I initially thought she only wanted more height to clean the cobwebs from the light shade.
She then...

Sense8,most original series I seen in a long time
Some parts are wtf other parts are omfg,gets better
Renewed for 2nd season as well

Daredevil,great tv series if you like frank miller graphic...

Holy god woman!!!!


How


How


How

Tuesday's and Thursdays,half day Friday if I drink all my caprisun without a straw

I think there was no woman, and customer service just took pity on you,as a woman walking backwards retracing her...

Stop dissing the George you



Just coz you were barred ........for your dancing:p

https://youtu.be/TXGNuJ6wIes

Always get lost sure what's the harm,you get there eventually.
Then I get text "where are you or what's keeping you" and then I start to feel I'm in a triathlon.

I blame the music they play in...

If you can remember the color of her toenails 1st time you met her,buy her flowers matching the same.....although if she was wearing wellies you be out of luck there

If you met her in restaurant...

So you sang to him then?



Not the most humane way to go I suppose

Sing a song for sixpence
Pocketful of dye

Reports suggest 60 people turned up at one of the previous nights "protest," how many of them hurled racial abuse or targeted the wrong house? Whatever their motivations, if we tar the actions of the...

All this anti racist protesting is getting out of hand. It's nothing more than self righteous posturing by the uber PC amongst us or those looking for a band wagon to jump on and get noticed. Just...

I say Kate the problem with him was
He got the chills
And the dates and times he was multiplying
Only coz he was losing control
Because your supplying
Maybe he better just shape up

One of Nostradamus's prophecies was for a sign of the anti-christ, that every person would have a mark or microchip on their body.
I take that with a pinch of salt as world is full of coincidences...

I'm sorry bosley with your new charlies angel hairduo,was I talking to you;)

I'm usually told, I'm either a cunt or an asshole,usually done in jest well I hope its done in jest.

Either that or been told my accent is as sexy as a cows lick.

Good thing I generally don't...

Inside I'm dancing

My life without me

Pay it forward

Run lola run

The prestige

like a fine bottle of gravy you get better with sage;)

I generally don't phone,I just send up a carrier pigeon but for some reason it usually gets lost up in them high glass houses,guess people up there have nothing else better to do and keep them.
Been...

Got a ps4 yesterday totally,totally disappointed with it.Have owned all PlayStations up to this and Sony been the greedy corporation it is rushed this one out.The PS3, on the other hand, was...

Beautiful photos of a beautiful woman.