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    I had an appointment today with an escort. It was in one of those apartment complexes. You know full of identical looking doors, imposing gates and symmetrical square shaped concrete design. Of course for security reasons you only get the final details just before the appointment. Anyway I thought I was in the right place. However I wasn't sure. Some other people opened a gate and I popped in. Then a woman accosted me and wanted to know who I was meeting and began firing questions at me. Needless to say I was a little freaked and stepped back outside to regain my composure. I actually had been in the right place but just took a slight wrong turn. Then the escort I was to see rang me and accused me of being a time waster. She was really annoyed and at this stage the whole experience was turning sour. Yes I accept my share of the blame. I am not good with directions in apartment complexes. You are always told to go to some gate and there is always several of them. Then when you don't cop it immediately the escort gets narky and then you think even if I find it now the mood is ruined. Throw in a few suspicious people checking you standing around and the whole appointment is ruined. Anyway I have officially retired from apartment complexes. I think I have apartment complex dyslexia. Ok I am stressed out. Time for a beer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sbmessages View Post
    I had an appointment today with an escort. It was in one of those apartment complexes. You know full of identical looking doors, imposing gates and symmetrical square shaped concrete design. Of course for security reasons you only get the final details just before the appointment. Anyway I thought I was in the right place. However I wasn't sure. Some other people opened a gate and I popped in. Then a woman accosted me and wanted to know who I was meeting and began firing questions at me. Needless to say I was a little freaked and stepped back outside to regain my composure. I actually had been in the right place but just took a slight wrong turn. Then the escort I was to see rang me and accused me of being a time waster. She was really annoyed and at this stage the whole experience was turning sour. Yes I accept my share of the blame. I am not good with directions in apartment complexes. You are always told to go to some gate and there is always several of them. Then when you don't cop it immediately the escort gets narky and then you think even if I find it now the mood is ruined. Throw in a few suspicious people checking you standing around and the whole appointment is ruined. Anyway I have officially retired from apartment complexes. I think I have apartment complex dyslexia. Ok I am stressed out. Time for a beer.
    Lol your man small cock does , he's a bad sense of direction
    I will play with the toys that god has given me .

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    Quote Originally Posted by sbmessages View Post
    I had an appointment today with an escort. It was in one of those apartment complexes. You know full of identical looking doors, imposing gates and symmetrical square shaped concrete design. Of course for security reasons you only get the final details just before the appointment. Anyway I thought I was in the right place. However I wasn't sure. Some other people opened a gate and I popped in. Then a woman accosted me and wanted to know who I was meeting and began firing questions at me. Needless to say I was a little freaked and stepped back outside to regain my composure. I actually had been in the right place but just took a slight wrong turn. Then the escort I was to see rang me and accused me of being a time waster. She was really annoyed and at this stage the whole experience was turning sour. Yes I accept my share of the blame. I am not good with directions in apartment complexes. You are always told to go to some gate and there is always several of them. Then when you don't cop it immediately the escort gets narky and then you think even if I find it now the mood is ruined. Throw in a few suspicious people checking you standing around and the whole appointment is ruined. Anyway I have officially retired from apartment complexes. I think I have apartment complex dyslexia. Ok I am stressed out. Time for a beer.
    You've earned it mate, sounds fuckin awful, I've been there myself, ye just feel like the eyes of the world are on you n know exactly what you're there for, I knocked on the wrong door once, horn went right off me!
    I WAS SENT BY HIM WHO IS CALLED I AM

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    Sounds like you need to go and get laid

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    Who are you visiting? A friend
    What's their name? None of your business
    I live here! Good you still have no right to expect answers from me, I don't know you from Eve.
    I'll call the cops! Go ahead, would you like my phone to make the call.

    Walk away having nailed it!!!

    (obviously this scenario is fictitious.)

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    i ended up in wrong appartment before spend 5 min looking for a door number that didnt exist,and after ringing again realised in wrong area as both appartments were close to each other. also before i entered the building someone opened door so didnt have to dial in code

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    Always do plenty of research,but i know how you feel hate hanging around gates had an awful experience a couple of weeks ago when i couldn't get out of the complex the gate just would not open,thankfully there is always loads coming and going but you do get the strange look

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    Quote Originally Posted by sbmessages View Post
    I had an appointment today with an escort. It was in one of those apartment complexes. You know full of identical looking doors, imposing gates and symmetrical square shaped concrete design. Of course for security reasons you only get the final details just before the appointment. Anyway I thought I was in the right place. However I wasn't sure. Some other people opened a gate and I popped in. Then a woman accosted me and wanted to know who I was meeting and began firing questions at me. Needless to say I was a little freaked and stepped back outside to regain my composure. I actually had been in the right place but just took a slight wrong turn. Then the escort I was to see rang me and accused me of being a time waster. She was really annoyed and at this stage the whole experience was turning sour. Yes I accept my share of the blame. I am not good with directions in apartment complexes. You are always told to go to some gate and there is always several of them. Then when you don't cop it immediately the escort gets narky and then you think even if I find it now the mood is ruined. Throw in a few suspicious people checking you standing around and the whole appointment is ruined. Anyway I have officially retired from apartment complexes. I think I have apartment complex dyslexia. Ok I am stressed out. Time for a beer.
    yep .: doc
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    In before someone blames it on "stupid clients who only think with their dick and cant follow simple directions"

    I mean, its not that it could ever possibly be because of a genuine mistake or shock horror being given bad/completely wrong directions or bad English or being made to call 50 gazillion times

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    Got lost just outside apartment block and could not find entrance but the kind lady appeared out in her negligee took me by hand and guided me in .where there is a will there is a way

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