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Too easy, you forgot your ... damn... I've no clue :o

And what's your point, you're shit at your job and you wouldn't be able or willing to avail of every advantage you can or have you an issue with a smart lady that does?

Only ever spoke to Sophie once, came across as a lovely natural confident young lady, if you didn't find that then A) I feel sorry for you and B) Must be you with the attitude (whether you realize it...

Stand up for myself :lmao:

Christ you're playing the long game with this profile :rolleyes:

Paranoia is rampant on this thread, so what if the escort said a name, you think it's unique, who's the bigger eejit anyway, her for posting it or you for giving it to her, plonker comes to mind..

In Denial :p

99% of all statistics are made up, same way 99% of men masturbate and the other 3% are liars.. :lmao:

Same old same old..

This place is getting FucKing worse :)

Ladies are so fed up with bullshit questions, I'd say half them would love to reply, you want to fuck me or not, yes, no, yes come and get it, no, fuck off and stop wasting my time :D

Ever hear the term Punting Sim?

Get a second sim, no excuse not to, use it only to call escorts and if you can, keep it for the next time, if you can't just throw it away, then who cares if she...

Malena was unreal, Naomi was too much of a hot potato to risk visiting :eek:
Kat Varga, ah yes, guess whats in my suitcase game, what a great persona on these boards, never had the pleasure.
One of...

Something tells me he was already fucking his hoover and you were the voiceover ;)

Tip for the ladies, if he hasn't already proposed, you asking him isn't going to make him want to marry you, he may say yes but really he's sayng fuck why didn't I pretend to be sick and go out with...

Nor this no matter how many times I read it :D

No matter how many times I watch It :D



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5SLVEBuTwsQ

It may not be your review, his review count is zero so we don't know if he has more but if a reviewer is found to be a rat on 1 review all his reviews are ratted, even the ones that are possibly...

I've seen similar signs in other zoos so I'd say it is.

Finally someone with a brain :kiss:



You would think my edit comment was a dead giveaway, as for voting NO, have to lay good foundations to a wind-up.

.. ladies posting on this forum telling you they are here of their own choice, rubbish, it's a business decision, how do I know this, look at all the ladies that have come and gone as soon as they...

We should also show some consideration for the pimps, it would be a nightmare to keep track of all the different names and harder for them to recycle profiles :rolleyes:

My Bad :o :o :D

Thanks for that, you are quit right but not the point of the thread, just a little amusing peculiarity on the wording within an advert.

Hence why I am always amused when I notice this comment on a ladies profile if she has no rates added:

.......has not provided any rates
(give them a call)

THEM is plural and doesn't fit with...

While you're worried about your cock size the reality is the majority of escorts with be saying happy days, an easy one :eek: