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    Smile New type of Sex!!

    We dont know but there is a new kinda sex
    the name is Sex with a Hoover

    one man was caling me not just a Once and asked me about

    -can i fuck your hoover?- i said yes off course i looking forward it
    -can i come inside y hoover? - i said yes my hoover would love it
    -what kind of hoover y have? - i told him i have Samsung / i thought he is proficient already to fuck the hoover really/

    Even if i was curious about it and see how he will fuck the hoover he didnt show up.....
    just amazing how many things we dont know and try stil.........

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sherry View Post
    We dont know but there is a new kinda sex
    the name is Sex with a Hoover

    one man was caling me not just a Once and asked me about

    -can i fuck your hoover?- i said yes off course i looking forward it
    -can i come inside y hoover? - i said yes my hoover would love it
    -what kind of hoover y have? - i told him i have Samsung / i thought he is proficient already to fuck the hoover really/

    Even if i was curious about it and see how he will fuck the hoover he didnt show up.....
    just amazing how many things we dont know and try stil.........
    Why a hoover FFS... you're a much better fuck...
    Last edited by JAMESCORK; 30-01-16 at 15:32.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sherry View Post
    We dont know but there is a new kinda sex
    the name is Sex with a Hoover

    one man was caling me not just a Once and asked me about

    -can i fuck your hoover?- i said yes off course i looking forward it
    -can i come inside y hoover? - i said yes my hoover would love it
    -what kind of hoover y have? - i told him i have Samsung / i thought he is proficient already to fuck the hoover really/

    Even if i was curious about it and see how he will fuck the hoover he didnt show up.....
    just amazing how many things we dont know and try stil.........
    Did he sound a bit like this guy?

    You wont know, until you try!

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    I had sex with my hoverer

    Last edited by Beast; 30-01-16 at 16:30.
    Mistakes are proof that you are trying

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    what the hell

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    They used to say that 'nothing sucks like an electrolux'

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    Quote Originally Posted by LazarusRisen View Post
    They used to say that 'nothing sucks like an electrolux'
    You cant beat Henry and Hetty

    Mistakes are proof that you are trying

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    Fuck me Henry is hard on the coke !!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by JAMESCORK View Post
    Why a hoover FFS... you're a much better fuck...
    You can see how with even the slightest bit of thought that is not really a compliment and with the hoover in the comment you could have actually made it one?


    It sucks being this good.

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    A friend of mine in A&E and one night a guy came in stuck in a vacuum cleaner- can't remember the outcome - I presume the vacuum cleaner was working after this abuse ..

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