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Ahh the reviews!!!!!!!!! Like a badge of honour. So many punters jumpinng up n down screaming ((((( look at me, look at me)))) i have x amount of reviews.......... a total of x!!! who cares!!!!!...

Like any trade or skill ! People need to be educated/learn their trade.

New punters don't realise the world they are entering into and can make mistakes.... But an established escort should know...

There's that word "descreet" again . Alot of people use it but don't actually put it into practice!!! Also in the escort/punters world isn't it the escort that is classed as the professional ?
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You hit the nail on the head right there " descretion" like in all walks of life some people are and some are not. So just simply because you expect an escort to be descreet..... Sadly doesn't...

Still amazed to this day tht guys ! Single or not don't have a punting phone ????

Ffs do you not realise that information is power?

Remember the scandal from from a few years back????

Get a...

No no and no !!! As Kelly said :) wait untill it's healed . Just not good practise , would you see a lady with a cold sore???

God sent you a sign ;)

You have to now punt atleast twice a day or you will burn in he'll for eternity :D

It's not metrosexual.... It's planning ahead :D nothing worse heading back to the ranch smelling if menthol shower gel when you have apricot at home ;) if your in a relationship tht is .



P.s I...

You seriously sound like you need to get laid ..... Real soon :D

Good girl ;) I am in need of a vigorous workout!

P.s you look so sweet n warm hearted holding that axe :D

Run Doodle run :D " for you know not what you do"


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eDY2cMUQeQw


He was a nice lad, right untill his end ;)


P.s be gentle Lucy ;)

Its ok if it takes you a while...... I am sure you have a lot of drafts to send "privately" to alot of people ;)

fair enough ;) I too shall ponder my choices a while longer..... after all marriage is a long time:)

Maybe Lucy would like to share your own snog , marry and avoid choices????

I will see your luna ;) and raise you Sena :D

https://www.escort-ireland.com/22063/Sena/irish-escort.html


:D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FgblmLZ_4Hs

Wife gets naked and asks hubby: 'what turns you on more . . . ?

My blue eyes.....My pouting red blow job lips !

My pretty face . . . My D cup tits!

My tight little pussy or my sexy firm...

Buckfast isn't really considered champagne ;)

And for the love of god let's not start a thread on the weirdest things you brought/requested to bring to an appointment ;)

For a long time I use to arrive with a gift and donation in a card :) but it got to the stage where the car was full of girly gifts n cards , not to mention the tome I had to spend shopping :D

So...

Seriously! You don't know what a punter bag is???

It contains a punters tools of the trade ;)

Deodorant
Mouthwash
Hair gel
Towel
Shaving gear
Condoms

Dont do it! Stay away from the light ! Don't give into temptation for it will only lead you to the darkside :D

Only ever left a ring behind in a Spanish establishment after a long long session. Had to call back early next morning and try to explain wht I was looking for to the girls who between them hand 2...

100% support you on this ;)

Made a similar suggestion myself :D

A lawless forum !!! Damn I am getting excited ;)

Let the fun begin :D

Depends if their your corn flakes or somone else's :D

Funny how you would think tht;) I on the other hand have a different experience ;) life just gets better n better n better ;)

" remember dont hate the player :) hate the game :D