.......................................From Leeds,
Who Swallowed A Packet Of Seeds,
Out Of Her Ass Grew Bunches Of Grass,
And Out Of Her Fanny Grew Weeds.
.......................................From Leeds,
Who Swallowed A Packet Of Seeds,
Out Of Her Ass Grew Bunches Of Grass,
And Out Of Her Fanny Grew Weeds.
There once was an escort from Nantucket,
Who crossed the sea in a bucket,
When she got there
They asked for a fare
So she pulled up her dress & said ''FUCK IT''
Today a "Sexy" Escort in Cork,
complained of a punter too short.
The poor little bloke
then provided some coke,
that up her sweet nose she did snort.
This Escort now known as "Snow White"
disslikes punters smelling of shite,
So the Dwarf known as "Stinky"
then stuffed her cute "Minkie"
cos his tool was not lacking in height !
And there is an escort in town
Who wants to see you right now
Who's so eager to suck and fuck
That only for 100 euros
She'll be for half an hour entirely Yours
Sorry for my little promotion guys but i am such a poetic person just couldn't resist to participate.
Jees Anna,only a deaf man would appreciate your "Poetry",
and it is known as a "Limerick".------
Like this ----
It`s to an "eXcort" named Patricia Albright,
that we give thanks for this wonderful site,
but guys oh what a dream
if it was her we could cream,
and cuddle Pats Booty all night !
There once was an escort called Lizzy
Who came on here and got herself in a right tizzy
She thought causing drama would impress
And cause Irish men to want her to undress
But it didn't work and her phone still isn't very busy
Last edited by Patricia; 09-03-09 at 13:23.