Hey theres also a bad client section. We all know how discreet she is :
http://www.independentdubaiescorts.com/bad-clients.htm
Hey theres also a bad client section. We all know how discreet she is :
http://www.independentdubaiescorts.com/bad-clients.htm
I'm the real Liz, Queen of Soaps!!! Fancy a Hot Pot with Liz, have a good lick yummy!!!
There is a Goddess who has me in bits (you know whats cumming next)
I'd dearly love to suck her big tits.
I must make a point to stay in her good grace,
because I'd love her to sit on my face.
Finally, when I cum up from Co. Louth,
I'd love her to piss in my mouth.
(Hope that wasn't too vulgar).
There is an old slapper called Liz Hilton
Who always drank Milton
The men who came to visit got the shock of their lives.
She threatened to expose their rendevous to their wives.
Those pictures were all re-touched, no thanks I'll pass.
And they got the shock of their lives when they saw saggy tits and saggy ass
I'm the real Liz, Queen of Soaps!!! Fancy a Hot Pot with Liz, have a good lick yummy!!!
There once was a man called Dave
Who kept a dead whore in his cave
You must admit
She smelled like shit
But imagine the money he saved
There once was an escort from Crewe
Who said as the Bishop withdrew
The Vicar is slicker
and quicker and thicker
and 12 inches longer than you
There was a young woman from Ealing
Who had a peculiar feeling
She laid on her back
Opened her crack
And pissed all over the ceiling
So that saggy arse slapper called Liz,
plans to go to Dubai on "business",
dunno what she`s in mind
cos Arabs aint blind
and they`ll give her a bit of a miss.
Liz will return all down in the mouth
hopefully though not to County Louth,
She will be wondering why
nobody gave her a try
cos her titties and bum have gone South !
In an effort to restore her pride,
She`ll attempt her wrinkles to hide,
but its not her skin
or her anger within
tis her Fanny that is just too wide. -- he he !