I'm claiming the title because going by the recent trend of threads it just has to be me.
:I've used my personal phone for 6 years, met loads of ladies and never had a problem
:I mainly visit hotels, in various cities both north and south and have never had a problem
:I have never picked up a STI, not even a cold or a cough from numerous meets
:I have never felt the need to post a less than glowing review, no problems with any lady I've met, I might not feel the need to return but that's just life
:My Reg is the best I've ever met, she's stunning, just human Viagra, no disrespect to any other ladies but someone has to be number one, she has made my life so much better and I can't wait to see her...every time
:My personal life has never suffered in any way because of me visiting ladies, it's actually been enhanced because of it, escorts are the missing 5% of my contentment quota
going by some threads the above list is simply not possible, my willy should have fallen of, I should be divorced, in jail or dead in a ditch....maybe eventually all four, yet here I stand happy as fuck and looking forward to my next meet.
God I love the ladies..... and boobies...and a nice ass
life is good