Im getting angrier day by day

[AmyTantraMassage]

Ah I think you are setting a fairly low bar for 5 stars on some of the categories, not all but some.
Picture accuracy, to get a 5 it obviously have to be the same escorts as in a picture, the pictures would have to be no more than a year old, you can’t give a 5 for out of date pictures even if it is the same woman.
Location, clean and comfortable is a minimum, as discrete as possible would turn the 3 into a 4, I’ve only been to one apartment that warranted a 5, both of my last two meets were in actual 5 star hotels, no way any apartment could compete and therefore on a common sense basis apartments generally get a max of 4, which isn’t bad, that’s 80%.
Physical appearance falls back under the picture category in my book, does the lady look like the pictures that tempted you to go in the first place?, if she does then that’s an easy 5, age inaccuracies would impact this score, I’m easy with 2-3 years but on one occasion in the past age advertised and apparent age were nearly a decade apart.
Satisfaction is a huge variable, it depends on the client as much as the escort, every little thing can impact the mood so if everything advertised was delivered then this is the one where I’d go with the 5 and rarely less.
You’re bang on the money with the value rating, it’s a 5, 250 an hour for a fantasy and great memories, that’s value all day long.
Overall experience, should be the average of all of the above, it’s not rocket surgery 

Why would you rate apartments same as hotels? I’ve been fortunate enough to rent apartments that are 6 star just fyi(about 60%), 10 were 4 and worst and then there were these 4 apartments….. But I’m a location snob so…

[TommyH123]

Why would you rate apartments same as hotels? I’ve been fortunate enough to rent apartments that are 6 star just fyi(about 60%), 10 were 4 and worst and then there were these 4 apartments….. But I’m a location snob so…

they just ask for a location rating, no sub categories, there's no comparison between the two for me so 99% of hotels would get the 5 stars for lots of reasons, no twitching curtains, no nosey neighbors, usually spotless with the added bonus of one room one escort.
I've no serious issues with apartments, its just that they don't carry the inherent advantages of hotels, I've no doubt there are plenty of fantastic ones about but they are not my preference...I'm also a huge location snob

[Bridgittee]

they just ask for a location rating, no sub categories, there's no comparison between the two for me so 99% of hotels would get the 5 stars for lots of reasons, no twitching curtains, no nosey neighbors, usually spotless with the added bonus of one room one escort.
I've no serious issues with apartments, its just that they don't carry the inherent advantages of hotels, I've no doubt there are plenty of fantastic ones about but they are not my preference...I'm also a huge location snob

Well if everyone was like you... last week i had to leave after my 2nd day because they couldnt find a room number . And i told them please be discreet and try not to act like a lost chicken and im straight forward with the directions like im in room 345 floor xyzn sometimes im wondering how they even pass a street ( without a brain)

[rockonallnite]

Well if everyone was like you... last week i had to leave after my 2nd day because they couldnt find a room number . And i told them please be discreet and try not to act like a lost chicken and im straight forward with the directions like im in room 345 floor xyzn sometimes im wondering how they even pass a street ( without a brain)

With some punters, blood flows to the little head before they can get to you, they don't think with the brain...
Cringe!!

[TommyH123]

Well if everyone was like you... last week i had to leave after my 2nd day because they couldnt find a room number . And i told them please be discreet and try not to act like a lost chicken and im straight forward with the directions like im in room 345 floor xyzn sometimes im wondering how they even pass a street ( without a brain)

ah I'm no genius but I can follow basic instruction, like finding a room number has never been a challenge and I know enough to keep my clothes on until I'm inside the room, your client seems to have been a special kind of stupid, I'll cross my fingers that you don't meet another like him for quite some time

[FullIrish]

Never saw the point of leaving bad reviews, I think it's easy to see who is a good provider based solely on the positive reviews they receive and other nuances of a profile, I think that's fine.

Leaving a bad review here can have a real negative impact on a providers livelihood. So you need to weigh up wether it's worth it to get up on your soapbox and complain or to just chalk the bad time up to expierence and move on.

I've never punted overseas but I have heard from punters and escorts that it is more expensive and more impersonal.

I punt overseas regularly, the experience varies greatly from place to place, even within the same country.

I'll give you a quick rundown of my expierences in the last 12 months:
Edinburgh, London, Barcalona, Valencia, Madrid, Berlin, Geneva, Dubai and Chicago.

My favorite place was Madrid, least favorite was Chicago.

Madrid was great value, easy to organise and the women were enthusiastic and gorgeous.

Barca and Valencia were similarly very good and there can be some interesting deals from the "mommy houses" that you will struggle to find anywhere else.

Chicago was about as expensive as Dubai and the method of organising a meet was prehistoric, equally the service for what was paid was not good, it's the only place I've been in the last year I felt genuinely uncomfortable seeking an escort.

Most expensive and riskiest was Dubai but the service was fantastic. Not too hard to get in touch with a provider here, but you will pay a lot of money and getting caught can have serious consequences. But the women I met was truly stunning and awsome in bed.

London has the most variety, rates are similar to Dublin. If you are willing to pay you can basically make anything you could possibly imagine happen in London, the options are limitless.

Edinburgh was kinda weird, they have these places called saunas, value was a good bit better than Ireland and the service was hit and miss in my epierence.

Berlin has some funny options, probably the most open minded place in terms of group sex, very easy to get yourself involved in an orgy or gangbang. Rates are cheaper on average than Dublin and better value overall.

Turin was okay but not great, nice women, the rates were pretty much the same as Dublin but value wasn't great in my expierence.

Geneva was suprisingly liberal, one girl told me that most of the escorts working there actually pay taxes and treat it as any other job in that sense. Rates were similar in value and cost to Dublin.

Out of the above, in "Escort Ireland" Ireland has the best service for finding and getting in contact with the providers. However if you do your research all of the above places (Except Chicago) are easy to figure out, find and get in contact with good escorts.

Most of those places have forums you can find (Will have to translate most of them) and places where you can see reviews as well as popular aggregators to see escort adverts.

My favorite place to punt I've been is Spain. Great value, fairly risk free, easy enough to organise, beautiful women and interesting services.

The rates in Ireland are some of the highest in Europe on average, however the cost of living is very high so it's quite understandable in my opinion.
In terms of overall service I would say Ireland is middle of the road out of the places I've been, it has it's plus and minus points. But yeah, Escort Ireland is for sure one of the best services in Europe for getting in touch with great escorts so we should be thankful for that.

[Palatine]

30mins bookings = get in and get out. And noone wastes time I'm the shower like a 30min appointment. 10mins+ for getting undressed and shower, another 10 for after and they still expect all favourites in the 10mins left in between.

I don't buy it that time pressures are a factor in not making someone feel unwanted. I never did a 30-minuter myself, but I have experienced the difference between providers who want you in and out and don't expect a smile; and providers who were seriously unbelievable in presenting the whole experience. Price, time, and my demeanor were not different in any of the situations. I get that sometimes it doesn't click or that a provider has just had some bad customers or timewasters beforehand. Or that crappy customers deserve crappy service. That's not what I'm talking about. But it does happen that perfectly nice, clean, timely customers get treated like the bottom of a shoe, when what they came for was some (simulated at least) personal treatment to maybe make them feel better for a short time in whatever they're dealing with outside.

[Palatine]

Never saw the point of leaving bad reviews, I think it's easy to see who is a good provider based solely on the positive reviews they receive and other nuances of a profile, I think that's fine.

Leaving a bad review here can have a real negative impact on a providers livelihood. So you need to weigh up wether it's worth it to get up on your soapbox and complain or to just chalk the bad time up to expierence and move on.




I punt overseas regularly, the experience varies greatly from place to place, even within the same country.

I'll give you a quick rundown of my expierences in the last 12 months:
Edinburgh, London, Barcalona, Valencia, Madrid, Berlin, Geneva, Dubai and Chicago.

My favorite place was Madrid, least favorite was Chicago.

Madrid was great value, easy to organise and the women were enthusiastic and gorgeous.

Barca and Valencia were similarly very good and there can be some interesting deals from the "mommy houses" (Essentially brothels) that you will struggle to find anywhere else.

Chicago was about as expensive as Dubai and the method of organising a meet was prehistoric, equally the service for what was paid was not good, it's the only place I've been in the last year I felt genuinely uncomfortable seeking an escort.

Most expensive and riskiest was Dubai but the service was fantastic. Not too hard to get in touch with a provider here, but you will pay a lot of money and getting caught can have serious consequences. But the women I met was truly stunning and awsome in bed.

London has the most variety, rates are similar to Dublin. If you are willing to pay you can basically make anything you could possibly imagine happen in London, the options are limitless.

Edinburgh was kinda weird, they have these places called saunas which are essentially brothels, value was a good bit better than Ireland and the service was hit and miss in my epierence.

Berlin has some funny options, probably the most open minded place in terms of group sex, very easy to get yourself involved in an orgy or gangbang. Rates are cheaper on average than Dublin and better value overall.

Turin was okay but not great, nice women, the rates were pretty much the same as Dublin but value wasn't great in my expierence.

Geneva was suprisingly liberal, they have an entire road with brothels on it and it all seems to be quite legal, one girl told me that most of the escorts working there actually pay taxes and treat it as any other job in that sense. Rates were similar in value and cost to Dublin.

Out of the above, in "Escort Ireland" Ireland has the best service for finding and getting in contact with the providers. However if you do your research all of the above places (Except Chicago) are easy to figure out, find and get in contact with good escorts.

Most of those places have forums you can find (Will have to translate most of them) and places where you can see reviews as well as popular aggregators to see escort adverts.

My favorite place to punt I've been is Spain. Great value, fairly risk free, easy enough to organise, beautiful women and interesting services.

The rates in Ireland are some of the highest in Europe on average, however the cost of living is very high so it's quite understandable in my opinion.
In terms of overall service I would say Ireland is middle of the road out of the places I've been, it has it's plus and minus points. But yeah, Escort Ireland is for sure one of the best services in Europe for getting in touch with great escorts so we should be thankful for that.

I'd be very slow to punt in the US for multiple reasons but chief among them is what you mentioned about Chicago. The puritanical streak has pushed so much underground that it's dangerous in my view

Canada on the other hand, while being illegal, was right up there as one of my best experiences and the most professional in terms of organisation of the meet.

[Mrbean76]

Never saw the point of leaving bad reviews, I think it's easy to see who is a good provider based solely on the positive reviews they receive and other nuances of a profile, I think that's fine.

Leaving a bad review here can have a real negative impact on a providers livelihood. So you need to weigh up wether it's worth it to get up on your soapbox and complain or to just chalk the bad time up to expierence and move on.




I punt overseas regularly, the experience varies greatly from place to place, even within the same country.

I'll give you a quick rundown of my expierences in the last 12 months:
Edinburgh, London, Barcalona, Valencia, Madrid, Berlin, Geneva, Dubai and Chicago.

My favorite place was Madrid, least favorite was Chicago.

Madrid was great value, easy to organise and the women were enthusiastic and gorgeous.

Barca and Valencia were similarly very good and there can be some interesting deals from the "mommy houses" that you will struggle to find anywhere else.

Chicago was about as expensive as Dubai and the method of organising a meet was prehistoric, equally the service for what was paid was not good, it's the only place I've been in the last year I felt genuinely uncomfortable seeking an escort.

Most expensive and riskiest was Dubai but the service was fantastic. Not too hard to get in touch with a provider here, but you will pay a lot of money and getting caught can have serious consequences. But the women I met was truly stunning and awsome in bed.

London has the most variety, rates are similar to Dublin. If you are willing to pay you can basically make anything you could possibly imagine happen in London, the options are limitless.

Edinburgh was kinda weird, they have these places called saunas, value was a good bit better than Ireland and the service was hit and miss in my epierence.

Berlin has some funny options, probably the most open minded place in terms of group sex, very easy to get yourself involved in an orgy or gangbang. Rates are cheaper on average than Dublin and better value overall.

Turin was okay but not great, nice women, the rates were pretty much the same as Dublin but value wasn't great in my expierence.

Geneva was suprisingly liberal, one girl told me that most of the escorts working there actually pay taxes and treat it as any other job in that sense. Rates were similar in value and cost to Dublin.

Out of the above, in "Escort Ireland" Ireland has the best service for finding and getting in contact with the providers. However if you do your research all of the above places (Except Chicago) are easy to figure out, find and get in contact with good escorts.

Most of those places have forums you can find (Will have to translate most of them) and places where you can see reviews as well as popular aggregators to see escort adverts.

My favorite place to punt I've been is Spain. Great value, fairly risk free, easy enough to organise, beautiful women and interesting services.

The rates in Ireland are some of the highest in Europe on average, however the cost of living is very high so it's quite understandable in my opinion.
In terms of overall service I would say Ireland is middle of the road out of the places I've been, it has it's plus and minus points. But yeah, Escort Ireland is for sure one of the best services in Europe for getting in touch with great escorts so we should be thankful for that.

I know a lady that usually works in Dublin who's working in Switzerland at the moment. She loves it there, it's totally legal for her and her clients.

Everyone is so accepting of her profession, if only it was the same here

[FullIrish]

I'd be very slow to punt in the US for multiple reasons but chief among them is what you mentioned about Chicago. The puritanical streak has pushed so much underground that it's dangerous in my view

Canada on the other hand, while being illegal, was right up there as one of my best experiences and the most professional in terms of organisation of the meet.

Yeah totally agree, the whole expierence was very seedy and I wouldn't try again, at least in that city. I found America in general was pretty backwards in terms of a "1st world" country. But it is really massive and I've only been to Chicago and Floriday when I was a kid, so I can't claim to know what it's like all over.