Poetry to reflect your mood.

[amylove69]

I have just got up an had a long shower,
So roll over there baby an show me your tower,
My nipples are hard an need a good suck,
An my pussy is wet and needs a good fuck.

Amylove69

[F007]

Rose are Red
Violets are Blue
Just say you love me
Cause I love me too!!!

Im a poet and didn't know it!!

[samlad]

FIGHTER PILOT'S TOAST

Here's to me in my sober mood
As I ponder, sit and think.
And here's to me in my drunken mood
As I gamble, sin and drink.
When my flying days are over
And from this world I pass
I hope they bury me upside down
So the world can kiss my ass.

[Mousey]

Finally, a thread to lift the intellectual bar in this online hole populated by the witless dregs of humanity (all of you), who regularly spew their grammatically incorrect half-wit prattle all over the Internet and pollute the minds of gods (me). It's not easy being dead clever (me) amongst so many obvious retards (you), but I will continue to persevere.

Oh, and I will post some poetry on this thread too ere long.

[samlad]

Finally, a thread to lift the intellectual bar in this online hole populated by the witless dregs of humanity (all of you), who regularly spew their grammatically incorrect half-wit prattle all over the Internet and pollute the minds of gods (me). It's not easy being dead clever (me) amongst so many obvious retards (you), but I will continue to persevere.

Oh, and I will post some poetry on this thread too ere long.

And thank you Mousey for your politically incorrect contribution to this thread

[international]

if you were a car
youd be a ferrari
red and horny

if you were a flower
youd b a rose
yellow and thorny

[international]

if you were an animal
you'd be a vixen
intelligent and foxy

if you were a drink
you'd be rum
sweet and toxic

if you were a colour
you would be red
dangerous, like blood

if you were a drug
you'd be viagra
hard and fast and good

if you were just water
you'd be niagara!
strong and wet

and if u were a planet
you'd be mercury
all sticky and hot

[WatWatWat]

Ahhh, beans beans good for the heart. Beans beans make you fart. . . . . WatWatWat 2012

[amylove69]

As all the threads seem to be about big heads it has kinda put me in this mood ...


It's Friday mornin an im alone in my bed,
And all I can think of is i want to give head,
So drop your trousers ya horny fooker,
Do what your told and get your cock in my sucker.

Amylove69

[Curvaceous Kate]

As all the threads seem to be about big heads it has kinda put me in this mood ...


It's Friday mornin an im alone in my bed,
And all I can think of is i want to give head,
So drop your trousers ya horny fooker,
Do what your told and get your cock in my sucker.

Amylove69

10 out of 10 for being topical, but not your best piece of work Amy. Gold star for effort though haha xxx