Twas on the bridge at midnight.
My heart was all a quiver.
I undid her suspender belt
And her leg fell in the river.
Twas on the bridge at midnight.
My heart was all a quiver.
I undid her suspender belt
And her leg fell in the river.
benin (16-08-12), Big-Paul (16-08-12), Curvaceous Kate (16-08-12)
mary had a little lamb
his fleece was dark red
the reason for this was
the pic axe through his head.
Curvaceous Kate (16-08-12)
if you were a car
youd be a ferrari
red and horny
if you were a flower
youd b a rose
yellow and thorny
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Curvaceous Kate (17-08-12)
if you were an animal
you'd be a vixen
intelligent and foxy
if you were a drink
you'd be rum
sweet and toxic
if you were a colour
you would be red
dangerous, like blood
if you were a drug
you'd be viagra
hard and fast and good
if you were just water
you'd be niagara!
strong and wet
and if u were a planet
you'd be mercury
all sticky and hot
Ahhh, beans beans good for the heart. Beans beans make you fart. . . . . WatWatWat 2012
Curvaceous Kate (17-08-12)
As all the threads seem to be about big heads it has kinda put me in this mood ...
It's Friday mornin an im alone in my bed,
And all I can think of is i want to give head,
So drop your trousers ya horny fooker,
Do what your told and get your cock in my sucker.
Amylove69
Curvaceous Kate (17-08-12)
hey diddle diddle
the cat done a piddle
all over the bathroom mat
the little dog laughed
to see such fun
then piddled all over the cat.
amylove69 (17-08-12), Curvaceous Kate (17-08-12)
Amy I decided to have a go and mine is no better lol.
Here we go though...
There once was a dick head called Josh,
Who thought he was God's gift and Posh,
He was such a big head,
The posters all saw red
and now he can't get rid of his dosh!
I couldn't resist the urge hah,, but excelled my self today with a second one in the penis rejection thread
Curvaceous Kate (17-08-12)