Me, a mod ???
In my first day, I would ban three quarters of the active members here then I'll get banned myself for abuse of my powers
Lucy is very good but users may be afraid of her if they step over the line that the boards would be dull as death.
Heather doesn't have the time for any non sense and I'm afraid that's a prerequisite for the job.
Amber will get too bored sitting around monitoring you all.
Violette I think may be a good candidate too.
I propose anybody applying for a modding position to pass a comprehensive test first based on spelling, vocabulary, general knowledge, an IQ of at least 110, suitable personality type etc.
Regarding personality types, those types work best in modding
ISTJ - The Duty Fulfiller
ISFJ - The Nurturer
ESTJ - The Guardian
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http://www.personalitypage.com/high-level.html)