Joke of the day

**The Equalizer** · 06-05-14, 17:26

A man asked his wife what she wanted for her birthday.
"Oh, something with diamonds" she replied with a smile.
So he bought her a pack of playing cards.

**The Equalizer** · 10-05-14, 19:22

A student seemed unhappy. "What's the matter?" his roommate asked
"I wrote home asking my parents if they would send me money to buy a laptop, and they sent me a laptop"

**jizrag** · 11-05-14, 15:20

Originally Posted by shyguyshyguy12

Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says "Treatment is simple. Great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. Says "But Doctor... I am Pagliacci."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f13MZm2N66E

**The Equalizer** · 11-05-14, 16:57

A surgeon of some imprecision
Decided on self-circumcision
A slip of the knife
"Oh dear" said the wife
"Our sex like will need some revision"

**The Equalizer** · 12-05-14, 22:01

What do you call a man with a car on his head?
Jack

**The Equalizer** · 12-05-14, 22:07

What do you call a man in debt?
Owen

**UB40** · 12-05-14, 22:11

Originally Posted by jizrag

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f13mzm2n66e

sad. .

**The Equalizer** · 13-05-14, 18:46

A man thought he was a dog so he went to see a psychiatrist.
"It's terrible" said the man, "I walk around on all fours, I keep barking in the middle of the night and I can't walk past a lamppost anymore"
"O.k" said the psychiatrist, "get on the couch"
The man replied "but I'm not allowed on the couch"

**The Equalizer** · 13-05-14, 18:52

What did one magnet say to the other?
"I find you very attractive"

**UB40** · 13-05-14, 22:57

One day, there were two boys playing by a stream. One of the young boys saw a bush and went over to it. The other boy couldn't figure out why his friend was at the bush for so long. The other boy went over to the bush and looked. The two boys were looking at a woman bathing naked in the stream. All of a sudden, the second boy took off running. The first boy couldn't understand why he ran away, so he took off after his friend. Finally, he caught up to him and asked why he ran away. The boy said to his friend, "My mom told me if I ever saw a naked lady, I would turn to stone, and I felt something getting hard, so I ran."

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