Joke of the day

[royaler]

Hey Emma, love your jokes ... hope you like this one ... .........


Wife comes home late at night
and quietly opens the door to her bedroom.

From under the blanket
she sees four legs instead of two!

She reaches for a baseball bat
and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can.

Once she's done,
... she goes to the kitchen to have a drink.

As she enters,
she sees her husband there, reading a magazine. :s

"hi darling", he says,
"your parents have come to visit us,
so I let them stay in our bedroom.
Hope you have said hello to them.

[Rachel Divine]

Dad, what mom has between her legs?
Paradise.
What do you got there?
Paradise s Key ..
Then you should change it as the neighbor has a copy.

[Sexy Fernanda]

A chemist walked into his shop to find a man leaning against the wall. "What's wrong with him?" he asked his assistant, who replied. "He came in for cough syrup but I couldn't find any so I gave him an entire bottle of laxatives." "You idiot!!" said the chemist, "You can't treat a cough with laxatives!" "Of course you can" the assistant replied. "Look at him, he daren't cough now!!!"

[emmasweet]

A man and a woman started to have sex in the middle of a dark forest. After about 15 minutes of it, the man finally gets up and says, "Damn, I wish I had a flashlight!". The woman says, "Me too, you've been eating grass for the past ten minutes!"

[Tommy H]

A man and a woman started to have sex in the middle of a dark forest. After about 15 minutes of it, the man finally gets up and says, "Damn, I wish I had a flashlight!". The woman says, "Me too, you've been eating grass for the past ten minutes!"

Often felt like that !

[emmasweet]

A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.
On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."
"What?" said the puzzled groom.
"How can that be if you've been married ten times?"
"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative, he kept telling me how great it was going to be.
Husband #2 was in software services, he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.
Husband #3 was from field services, he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.
Husband #4 was in telemarketing, even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.
Husband #5 was an engineer, he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.
Husband #6 was from finance and administration, he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.
Husband #7 was in marketing, although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.
Husband #8 was a psychologist, all he ever did was talk about it.
Husband #9 was a gynecologist, all he did was look at it.
Husband #10 was a stamp collector, all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"
"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"
"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"

[emmasweet]

Hey Emma, love your jokes ... hope you like this one ... .........


Wife comes home late at night
and quietly opens the door to her bedroom.

From under the blanket
she sees four legs instead of two!

She reaches for a baseball bat
and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can.

Once she's done,
... she goes to the kitchen to have a drink.

As she enters,
she sees her husband there, reading a magazine. :s

"hi darling", he says,
"your parents have come to visit us,
so I let them stay in our bedroom.
Hope you have said hello to them.

If this joke become real oh poor parents

[emmasweet]

Often felt like that !

U seem me pretty good in dark and u never mistake yet

[Dirty Harry]

I walked up to a shop assistant in NEXT today and said to her Exuse me but i bought this thong here last week and its too small.the assistant replied sir please pull your pants up!

[Bluehaven]

There is a new cocktail that is really becoming popular, it is called a Sandy, basically it is just a watered down Manhattan