Quote Originally Posted by ladiesman217 View Post
I'd be more interested in asking god for a refund since you're a little lacking in a certain department to be honest.....

You're paying for her time and companionship. It's not her fault if your sausage is broken, and even thinking of asking for a refund is f*cking insulting. So quite literally: "go f*ck yourself"
How the fuck is my sausage broken if they're both disappointing me with lies and doing a shit job being seductive? I guess someone giving you eye contact gives you the horn