Dark humour pick-up-lines

**SteveB** · 06-11-22, 15:03

Question to girl,
"How do you like your eggs in the morning?"

Girl answers,
"Unfertilised!"

**Stubby** · 06-11-22, 21:03

Old ones, but good ones!
Wanna go halves on a bastard?

And

How’s your belly for a lodger?

**whiteball** · 07-11-22, 11:03

I would like to have a clone of you to myself.
Can you offer me your groin hair? I hear that
works better.

**whiteball** · 08-11-22, 11:04

Hey baby! Every day of my life,
I desire to name many orgasms
after you.

**whiteball** · 10-11-22, 11:51

Hello my dear! I desire to live in your clean socks
so that I will always be with you in every place you go.

**Stephanie** · 10-11-22, 12:25

Originally Posted by whiteball

Hello my dear! I desire to live in your clean socks
so that I will always be with you in every place you go.

How did the Prince of Wales put it to Camilla ? Anno :

‘I want to be your Tampon’ .. ?

**EscortInspector** · 10-11-22, 12:31

Originally Posted by Stephanie

How did the Prince of Wales put it to Camilla ? Anno :

‘I want to be your Tampon’ .. ?

**IrishSarahBarra** · 02-12-22, 01:19

Originally Posted by Stubby

Old ones, but good ones!
Wanna go halves on a bastard?

I like you

you sound like my Dad

Originally Posted by Stubby

How’s your belly for a lodger?

God, I haven’t heard that one in decades (lol)

**IrishSarahBarra** · 02-12-22, 01:31

I’m actually a bit worried about this guy

Keep going

**Rockerman** · 02-12-22, 13:16

My neighbour says I'm a bit of a looker

...

Well she said "peeping Tom", but still...

(Heard that on the radio today lol.)

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