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  1. #1
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    I’m actually a bit worried about this guy

    Keep going

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    My neighbour says I'm a bit of a looker ...

    Well she said "peeping Tom", but still...

    (Heard that on the radio today lol.)

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    The lack of nudity in my area is disturbing.
    So, what would say if you and I get naked.
    I have too much wisdom to keep to myself,
    so I share my wisdom with everyone.
    Not my fault nobody listens to me.

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    Hey baby! Do you care for the homeless
    citizens? If yes, I wish to live with you.
    I have too much wisdom to keep to myself,
    so I share my wisdom with everyone.
    Not my fault nobody listens to me.

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    Look Baby! If you're not here after what I'm here after, you will be here, after I'm here.
    Last edited by Magicman; 03-12-22 at 21:58.

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    I couldn't help but notice that
    I would like to have sex with
    you on a regular basis.
    I have too much wisdom to keep to myself,
    so I share my wisdom with everyone.
    Not my fault nobody listens to me.

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    You seem like a sweet person. Mind if I
    lick you to find out?
    I have too much wisdom to keep to myself,
    so I share my wisdom with everyone.
    Not my fault nobody listens to me.

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