I'm in the dog house with the good lady again.
She says I never buy her flowers.
In my defence, I never knew she sold them!
I'm in the dog house with the good lady again.
She says I never buy her flowers.
In my defence, I never knew she sold them!
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long ?
Because it would then be a foot !!
We have two lives , the second begins when we realise we only have one .....
beautyaddict (31-12-22), ga1 (07-01-23), Stephanie (03-01-23)
Old Jewish saying....
It's better to have the Russians turning the gas off than to have the Germans turning it on !!
We have two lives , the second begins when we realise we only have one .....
beautyaddict (31-12-22)
Qatar 2022 was one of the safest World Cups ever with the lowest ever levels of hooliganism, violence and alcoholism. The least number of arrests and the best behaved fans of all time .
Which just goes to show it was the gays causing the trouble all along
We have two lives , the second begins when we realise we only have one .....
Do you know why the pyramids are located in Egypt?
Because they were too heavy to move to a British museum.
We have two lives , the second begins when we realise we only have one .....
SofiaTheMod (09-01-23), Toolbox (07-01-23)
Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur?
A: Tyranno-sore-arse
ladiesman217: April 2009 to April 2024
Goodbye
Barney Rubble (14-01-23), beautyaddict (14-01-23), Mrbean76 (08-01-23)
WARNING - CODE RED: INCOMING ATROCIOUSLY BAD DAD JOKE - BE ADVISED,THIS IS NOT A DRILL
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Q: What do you call a scared cat?
A: A pussy cat.
ladiesman217: April 2009 to April 2024
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beautyaddict (18-01-23), Mrbean76 (15-01-23), Stephanie (16-01-23)
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