Crap joke of the day

**whiteball** · 15-08-22, 10:05

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walk into a bar.
"Get out of here!" shouts the bartender.
"We don't serve your type!"

**whiteball** · 15-08-22, 10:07

Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his
scrabble letters on the road.
I asked him, "What's the word on
the street?"

**whiteball** · 16-08-22, 10:11

Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
There's no menu: You get what you deserve.

**whiteball** · 16-08-22, 10:15

A woman in labor suddenly shouted,
"Shouldn't! Wouldn't! Couldn't! Didn't!
Can't!"
"Don't worry," said the Doc, "Those
are just contractions."

**Mrbean76** · 16-08-22, 21:45

**whiteball** · 17-08-22, 10:13

A bear walks into a bar and says,
"Give me a whiskey and.... Cola."
"Why the big pause?" asks the
bartender. The bear shrugged. "I'm
not sure; I was born with them."

**whiteball** · 17-08-22, 10:15

Did you hear about the actor who
fell though the floorboards?
He was just going through a stage.

**whiteball** · 18-08-22, 11:02

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
He just needed a little space.

**whiteball** · 18-08-22, 11:04

Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.

**Hooker** · 19-08-22, 15:18

Where did my jokes go? I posted 5. I thought a couple of them were funny for bad jokes. Here's another 5.

I hate people who can't let go of the past.

Debt collectors are the worst.

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