My mate said I was really punching above my weight when I got with my missus.
Fucking right I was, she's 23 stone.
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My mate said I was really punching above my weight when I got with my missus.
Fucking right I was, she's 23 stone.
A man tells his doctor, "Doc, help me.
I'm addicted to Twitter!"
The doctor replies, "Sorry, I don't
fellow you..."
I have too much wisdom to keep to myself,
so I share my wisdom with everyone.
Not my fault nobody listens to me.
What do you call a parade of rabbits
hopping backwards?
A receding hare-line.
I have too much wisdom to keep to myself,
so I share my wisdom with everyone.
Not my fault nobody listens to me.
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Age doesn't equal maturity - just look around !
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Paddy went to the bank for a loan.
The teller say's, "I'm sorry but the
loan arranger isn't in today."
"OK" Paddy replies, "I'll speak to
Tonto if he's in."
I have too much wisdom to keep to myself,
so I share my wisdom with everyone.
Not my fault nobody listens to me.
Stephanie (23-08-22)
I was in a taxi today and the taxi
driver said: "I love my job, I'm my
own boss. Nobody tells me what to
do.." Then I said: "TURN LEFT."
I have too much wisdom to keep to myself,
so I share my wisdom with everyone.
Not my fault nobody listens to me.
I accidentally drank some Holy Water
with laxative... I'm about to start a
religious movement.
I have too much wisdom to keep to myself,
so I share my wisdom with everyone.
Not my fault nobody listens to me.
Riddle: What gets long when you
jerk it, fits between boobs, slides
in to a hole and loves to be pulled?
A seatbelt you pervert.
I have too much wisdom to keep to myself,
so I share my wisdom with everyone.
Not my fault nobody listens to me.
Ahhw bahahaOriginally Posted by whiteball
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That is So bad lol! X
I do what I want. I cannot do otherwise.
whiteball (23-08-22)
When a woman asks you to guess
her age, it's like deciding whether
to cut the blue, red, or green wire
to diffuse a bomb.
I have too much wisdom to keep to myself,
so I share my wisdom with everyone.
Not my fault nobody listens to me.
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