Or of covid19 is void 19c?Originally Posted by Mrbean76
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Or of covid19 is void 19c?
The hole the world fell in to after they discovered it
Class, a bit of sass and a lot a ass? Oh Hi!
"Dont they all have lovely bottoms..."
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John Lennon : He wear no shoeshine, he got...toe-jam football, he got...monkey finger, he shoot...Coca-Cola
Police sketch artist: what??
whoseyourdaddy (20-12-21)
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Police officer : Can anybody tell me what the perp looked like?
John Lennon : He got feet down below his knee ...
Police officer : Anybody?
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We have two lives , the second begins when we realise we only have one .....
Stephanie (19-12-21),TheNightShift (19-12-21), whoseyourdaddy (20-12-21)
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What it means to be British.....
It's about driving a German car to an Irish themed pub to drink Belgian beer and then going home to buy an Indian takeaway to sit on a Swedish sofa to watch American shows on a Japanese TV and all the while remain suspicious of anything foreign.
We have two lives , the second begins when we realise we only have one .....
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^^^ That ! :: while they’re … I have no polite words x
I do what I want. I cannot do otherwise.
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American : Let’s take the elevator up to the top floor
Englishman : you mean “Lift” , mate
American : actually no , it’s called an Elevator
Englishman : No , in English it’s called a ‘lift’ . We are English . We invented the ENGLISH Language !
American : No . It’s called an Elevator . Because WE Invented the elevator …
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Three dogs were sitting in the waiting room at the vets. A black labrador, a yellow labrador and a great dane.
Black lab turned to yellow lab and said " So why are you here ?"
Yellow lab ; I'm a pisser , I piss on everything, the sofa , the curtains, the cat , but the final straw was last night when I pissed in the middle of my owners bed "
The black lab asked him what the vet is going to do.
Yellow lab; " he's going to cut my nuts off , they reckon it will calm me down "
The yellow lab then asked the black lab why he is here.
Black lab : " I'm a digger , I dig under fences, dig up flowers, ruin the lawn . When I'm inside I dig up the carpets but last night was the final straw when I destroyed my owners couch "
Yellow lab ; " So what are they going to do to you? "
Black lab " looks like I'm losing my nuts too !! "
The black lab then turned to the great Dane and asked him why he was there.
Great Dane " I'm a humper, I'll hump anything, I'll hump the cat , a pillow, the table, fence posts, I want to hump everything I see.
Yesterday my owner just got out of the shower and was bending down to dry her feet and I just couldn't help myself. I hopped on her back and started hammering away "
The two labs exchanged a sad glance and said " So it's off with your nuts too ?"
The Great Dane said " No , apparently I'm here to have my nails clipped!! "
We have two lives , the second begins when we realise we only have one .....
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We have two lives , the second begins when we realise we only have one .....
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