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    .._.. for the day that is in it .._.. Happy Halloween Folks .._..

    Why don’t skeletons ever go trick or treating? Because they have no-body to go with

    How do you make a skeleton laugh? You tickle his funny bone!

    What room does a ghost not need? A living room

    What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? I scream

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    Sci-Fi Author: In my prize-winning book I invented the Torment Nexus as a cautionary tale.

    Tech Company: At long last, we have re-created the Torment Nexus from the classic sci-fi novel 'Don't Create The Torment Nexus'.

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    We have two lives , the second begins when we realise we only have one .....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mrbean76 View Post
    How old were you when you realised that

    " Dammit I'm mad spelled backwards is

    Dammit I'm mad"?
    Today years old ….. x
    I do what I want. I cannot do otherwise.

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    Quote Originally Posted by whoseyourdaddy View Post
    I asked a German friend of mine if he knew the square root of 81

    He answered No!
    Oh , god Darn !

    That took me a Minute xx
    I do what I want. I cannot do otherwise.

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    We have two lives , the second begins when we realise we only have one .....

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    This may have been posted already:
    What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4k?

    HDMI

    I’m here all week, but I won’t be giving up the day job!

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    Is it just a coincidence that the new variant OMRICON B is an anagram of NO CRIMBO ?
    We have two lives , the second begins when we realise we only have one .....

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    We have two lives , the second begins when we realise we only have one .....

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    .._.. reminds me of some threads .._.. i am nervous .._.. is it safe .._.. what do I do or say to the pigs if they stop me .._..


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