Your first experience with EI...

[FatBastard]

On an old long abandoned account (due to using minutemail or something and a stupid password I've long forgot) I browsed and lurked for years. Always had the notion, never had the balls (what with being 20 something still holding his V card).

Eventually 4/5ish years ago plucked up the courage to make a call. Stumbled my way though it, made the booking. Tried to talk myself out of it all night until D-Day. Called for directions, got info on door access, made my way in no problem, and the rest is history

Then had my hours cut big time and an overtime ban on so just hadn't the dough again until a few months ago (apart from a 1 off relapse in the middle).

[bollocks]

My first experience before EI was terrible. You could only get details in a magazine then or pick a girl up in Burlington Rd and go back to her appartment.

My first EI was brilliant, as i chose a well reviewed escort.