Bizarre questions escorts have asked you.

**dragonjay** · 06-09-16, 18:02

The usual stuff how old are you,where are you from etc etc. The weirdest one was when I paid a girl extra for cim she said how about I cum in yours I said no problem her reply but I have no sperm lmfao.

**Barney Rubble** · 06-09-16, 18:09

Originally Posted by friendly rina

I ask the question of How is your Cock.

Whatya cock?

**bedders1** · 06-09-16, 18:56

Originally Posted by Barney Rubble

Whatya cock?

Ehhhhhhhhh, Whats up Cock?

**Clueless** · 06-09-16, 21:23

This gad the potentual to be a great thread - but why do so many have to post such crap -

**Bongo** · 06-09-16, 22:21

Originally Posted by Clueless

This gad the potentual to be a great thread - but why do so many have to post such crap -

**Bongo** · 19-09-16, 02:33

Originally Posted by Zander

its the escorts i find that ask the stupid questions

This one was a cracker to be fair.

Originally Posted by black perl

To get darker is easy,but if I have black skin and I want to get white,what should I do?

https://www.escort-ireland.com/board...ht=black+pearl

Something tells me it was not black pearl that posted this, instead it was someone who knew her log in and password

**Rocker123** · 19-09-16, 08:34

No matter how bizarre the questions escorts have asked are, they will never be a patch on some of the bizarre threads started here. Just saying!

**FatBastard** · 19-09-16, 12:02

Originally Posted by imageman81

I've had a few ask me to do a free photo shoots with them when they find out I'm a professional photographer.

I thought escorts hated people asking for freebies

**FatBastard** · 19-09-16, 12:25

Originally Posted by imageman81

Well to be fair it's not just escorts. A lot of people think I'm only dying to put in hours of my time to do a shoot with them for no payment.

I don't mind if there's some offer of a trade of services. Asking me to help them update their photos with no incentive for me is just cheeky though. I guess people will always chance their arm, escorts included, and maybe some photographers would be into that. I'll pass though.

Never tell people you're a photographer, computer engineer or car mechanic.

But don't you enjoy it?

Yeah sure I waste a Saturday replacing your bust laptop screen then doing brake pads on your Rover 214 because it sounds so much fun. GTFO.

Fuck. This must be the shit escorts have to listen to on a daily basis from randoms never mind from acquaintances.

**Amy Alison** · 19-09-16, 12:40

Originally Posted by imageman81

Well to be fair it's not just escorts. A lot of people think I'm only dying to put in hours of my time to do a shoot with them for no payment.

I don't mind if there's some offer of a trade of services. Asking me to help them update their photos with no incentive for me is just cheeky though. I guess people will always chance their arm, escorts included, and maybe some photographers would be into that. I'll pass though.

Excellent you can remain professional.

But in fairness, there are a lot of people who offers them services, such as computer repairs, plumbing, driving etc. and some of them even do it for free or for some small "companionship" expectations, so you can't really blame escorts for assuming you would be OK with the same.

Do you have any idea by the way how many guys text us over the years saying they want a free escorting session in exchange of a photo session? I would stay clear away from such propositions too, so honestly, just feel flattered you're the one getting propositioned.

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