Newly discovered Chinese mushroom turns out to be an abandoned sex toy.
" Residents of the Chinese town of Liucunbu recently unearthed an unknown rubbery "fungus" deep underground while drilling a well. Perplexed by this mycological mystery, the workers consulted the investigative journalism program Xi'an Up Close, who sent reporter Ye Yunfeng on the scene. Once there, she soon identified the find as a mushroom of the region.
The only problem? The villagers had actually dug up a lost sex toy depicting a grotesquely disembodied vagina and anus. This led to a hearty amount of on-air, accidental innuendo.
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