What is GFE

[samlad]

It should categorically be known as 'new girlfriend and still in the honey-moon period... experience'.

[very shy guy]

You all missed out on the.,"shut up my fav soap is on",while she gets to talk all over what ever you want to watch,how come all soaps are her favourite?

[El Gordo]

morning babe! so why is that you hate that therm? in the end you can actually have sometimes a better gfe than the one you have home :P

- It's not accurate. At least, not for any girlfriend I've ever had.
- I'm not looking for a girlfriend.
- I think the term gives some guys the wrong idea.

[allannah]

It should categorically be known as 'new girlfriend and still in the honey-moon period... experience'.

Yeah it's when times were good girlfriend experience, still in the 'I can't get enough sex' period xx

[LaBelleThatcher]

"Full Boyfriend Experience" - The all nighter.

He calls you at half past the appointed hour with a pathetic excuse and a lot of noise in the background that he assures you is the AA trying to start his car/his sick dog howling/other per excuse, but sounds exactly like a nightclub at full throttle to you.

The police knock on your door at 5:45 to ask you if you want his semi-comatose form removed from your garden or will you take him in?

You take him in, and, after telling you how wonderful you are, passes out on the hall rug.

[doodlebug]

my problem is that true girlfriend experience for me would end with my heart broken and her in therapy.

[EnglishAlex]

"Full Boyfriend Experience" - The all nighter.

He calls you at half past the appointed hour with a pathetic excuse and a lot of noise in the background that he assures you is the AA trying to start his car/his sick dog howling/other per excuse, but sounds exactly like a nightclub at full throttle to you.

The police knock on your door at 5:45 to ask you if you want his semi-comatose form removed from your garden or will you take him in?

You take him in, and, after telling you how wonderful you are, passes out on the hall rug.

in his own vomit.

You do you best GFE and step over him with distaste and go back to bed. Alone.

When you hear him creeping about you leave him to scrub the floor and let him get more and more worried before walking down the stairs where you plan to either ignore him anyway or give him a mouthful before announcing you're off to town to spend his money

The Relationship Experience.

I'd like to take this opportunity to offer this kind of appointment, although if you vomit on my floor then pass out I'll use your face as a mop

[dyana]

- It's not accurate. At least, not for any girlfriend I've ever had.
- I'm not looking for a girlfriend.
- I think the term gives some guys the wrong idea.

i don't think that you have to look for a girlfriend when you go to see an escort to have the gfe but,in my opinion its more about having a pleasant "girl next door experience"
for avoiding a wrong situation i think u just have to ask for what you desire for

[very shy guy]

my problem is that true girlfriend experience for me would end with my heart broken and her in therapy.

Et tu Doodles?,sorry my latin is crap,for me both hearts would end up broken and the two of us would be in therapy.

[40odd]

I suppose it is only fair I list the BFE

He sits spread legged watching TV in his worn out “Comfortable” sweats while fondling himself

While watching TV he has this amazing ability for selective hearing, he hears “do you fancy a cuppa” but fails to hear “will you make a cuppa”

He spends no time talking to the lady in his life but can spend hours talking about his ex’s or his mother

He is expects sex most when any he is least sexy “Pissed and incoherent”

The arguments are always “Your fault”

He is capable of all types of language, bar the simple words “I am sorry”

He shows more affection to his mates

He has mementos for his footballs team and none of his relationship

Again before I am bombed JOKING
I am really good at the above I wonder if I can become a Male escort offering Boyfriend Experience