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    I presume GFE is the following:

    Complains if you don’t notice the new dress and will not believe if you do like the new dress
    Never tired of revisiting old issues
    Getting the last word in an argument
    Hates your friends
    Hates the TV programmes you like
    Lifes vocation is to improve you in some way
    Frowns when you suggest something new in the bedroom

    OK I am sold, does it cost extra

    Before I get bombed “IT’S A JOKE”

    This is what happens when I am bored in work

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    Think that's a dominatrix you're after there. Sexy_Jessica would I'm sure oblige

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    I thought GFE was when she sat at the far end of the couch and refused to have sex with you?

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    You missed out:

    Always has a headache at the wrong time
    Listens to your drivel without much complaining (captive audience?)
    Pretends that you rock her world in the bedroom department (if no headache)
    Puts up with your weirdo family including a creepy old uncle with wandering hands

    I think we're both talking about the Wife Experience here or possibly the EX-GFE
    He felt her hands slide slowly up his thigh, he couldn't stop himself from growing hard. She caught his eye and in that second he knew: This erotic, sensual Lady is bold if she is anything. She would be upto mischief in no time...
    Some things never change

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    So true

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    GFE is girlfriend experience
    bookings only by pm

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    Well it depends on what type of GFE you guys preffer...the one that awaits you home,or the one that you dream about in your wet dreams? )) )) if its the second option you just have to visit my page kisses

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    I always hated the term "girlfriend experience".

    “I wish you wouldn’t keep appearing and vanishing so suddenly; you make one quite giddy!”
    “All right,” said the Cat; and this time it vanished quite slowly, beginning with the end of the tail, and ending with the grin, which remained some time after the rest of it had gone.

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    Quote Originally Posted by El Gordo View Post
    I always hated the term "girlfriend experience".
    morning babe! so why is that you hate that therm? in the end you can actually have sometimes a better gfe than the one you have home :P

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    To be fair,

    I suspect most lads are not the "Lads" girls met on their first night or day you went out. It plays both ways. Having said that it's call Girlfriend experience rather than wife experience!

    Same as Boyfriend experience rather than husband experience.

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