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  1. 16-11-11, 18:22 #1
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    Ladies, a client dies mid flow. Sudden heart attack, with your pinkie up his ass. You are alone, no one near by and he is sixteen stone and naked. What do you do next?

    Gentlemen...what would you like us to do next?
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    Quote Originally Posted by lucy chambers View Post
    Ladies, a client dies mid flow. Sudden heart attack, with your pinkie up his ass. You are alone, no one near by and he is sixteen stone and naked. What do you do next?

    Gentlemen...what would you like us to do next?
    contact jimbops next of kin.
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    Quote Originally Posted by lucy chambers View Post
    Ladies, a client dies mid flow. Sudden heart attack, with your pinkie up his ass. You are alone, no one near by and he is sixteen stone and naked. What do you do next?

    Gentlemen...what would you like us to do next?
    lie at my funeral and say it was my pinkie in your ass
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    Sounds like murder to me, Your Lordship.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mousey View Post
    Sounds like murder to me, Your Lordship.
    That has always been my worry
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    Quote Originally Posted by lucy chambers View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by lucy chambers View Post
    Ladies, a client dies mid flow. Sudden heart attack, with your pinkie up his ass. You are alone, no one near by and he is sixteen stone and naked. What do you do next?

    Gentlemen...what would you like us to do next?
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    Quote Originally Posted by max california View Post
    Put back on my dog collar and say I was hearing your confession
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