So...need a diversion?

[max california]

Im so so so hoping you are joking

Why, do I look like a priest(please say no, please say no)

[Lucy Chambers]

Why, do I look like a priest(please say no, please say no)

Erm no

But you do have this very nice listening type manner. So its either a shrink or a priest I have this horror that if I shag a priest then its a original double sin so I don't even get to the cast aside all sin for redemption bit....

[max california]

You can rest easy, I'm not

[MrNiceGuy2010]

Im so so so hoping you are joking

Why has he booked a punt with you lucy

[benin]

You can rest easy, I'm not

thanks for clearing that up ....father max.

[UKHeather]

Wait until the corpse has gone all stiff, stand upright in a corner. Makes a good hat/coat stand
If you're handy with electronics, stick a bulb in mouth to make a pleasant lamp
At Christmas you can avail of the corpses other orifices to make a pleasing Christmas Tree.

[max california]

thanks for clearing that up ....father max.

You're welcome my son and I absolve you from the sin of posting cat pics

[MrNiceGuy2010]

You're welcome my son and I absolve you from the sin of posting cat pics

[ladiesman217]

Diversion eh?

"A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." Ha! It is funny because the squirrel gets dead."

Love that movie...

[benin]

You're welcome my son and I absolve you from the sin of posting cat pics

thank you father though i may sin again.