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That she reall y wasn't an eager beaver and on second thoughts he was glad the beaver hadn't come out and chopped down his wood. With those musings he promptly lost his stiffy and feeling peckish, purchased some sweet and sour meow meow. This came with a complimentary dose of Delhi belly....
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Shalom/salaam.
10,000 years of Middle Eastern civilisation and the place is not at peace but rather in pieces.
Jumped in the nearby stream to wash his filthy bits a fish swam up and
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being a candiru fish, it shot into his willy, thus necessitating a rapid trip to hospital whilst screaming, is there a surgeon in the house?Originally Posted by JimmyJim
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Shalom/salaam.
10,000 years of Middle Eastern civilisation and the place is not at peace but rather in pieces.
No surgeons came forth luckily a nearby inn of disruput offering several vacumn suction ladies of the night pressed their lips to the tip of the swollen member rescuing the fish
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they debated returning it to the stream, but instead decided to have some free sushi, before returning to their illicit shebeen to continue..
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Shalom/salaam.
10,000 years of Middle Eastern civilisation and the place is not at peace but rather in pieces.
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Their debauched shenanigans. Our hero meanwhile sat with his todger immersed in a bucket of ice however the ice began to melt when he spied the nubile body of the lovely......
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Joan Burton out on the campaign trail, and to cool himself down from thinking about this political hottie, he accepted last years trend, the ice bucket challenge,
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Shalom/salaam.
10,000 years of Middle Eastern civilisation and the place is not at peace but rather in pieces.
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Although after several minutes with his head in the bucket and not being blessed with gills he felt the need to breathe. He removed his head from the bucket and was greeted by a sight no man should ever see....
A nuns outfit hanging from a tree. Hearing laughter sounds of a male tone he...
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[QUOTE=JimmyJim;1723282]A nuns outfit hanging from a tree. Hearing laughter sounds of a male tone he...[/QUOT
Climbed the tree to get a birds eye view of what was going on behind the rose bush, and to his amazement there was the nun being spit roasted by two priests
who were wearing nothing but their collars.
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