When he remembered it was his lunch break, he had€100 in his back pocket, game on he thought until disaster of disasters--the '' Available Now'' function wasn't working on his phone,Originally Posted by blue rebel
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When he remembered it was his lunch break, he had€100 in his back pocket, game on he thought until disaster of disasters--the '' Available Now'' function wasn't working on his phone,
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Shalom/salaam.
10,000 years of Middle Eastern civilisation and the place is not at peace but rather in pieces.
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and as he was cursing his bad luck, suddenly a new text message appeared from Raffealla to say she was back in town ,and if you want a good time to get your big fuc***ing ass down to her or else to go Fu*k yourself.
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But being the nervous type he suddenly lost his mojo and decided to return home for lunch, dropping his punting phone, with an undeleted message, in the hallway
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Shalom/salaam.
10,000 years of Middle Eastern civilisation and the place is not at peace but rather in pieces.
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only for his wife to pick it up and read this confusing message, and just as he was about to take a bite of his banana sandwich , his wife standing in front of him angrily screamed who the hell is Raffealla?
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all the while beating him round the shoulders with a golf club as he ran to his 4 wheel drive
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Shalom/salaam.
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which would be sold shortly as part of the settlement for their divorce ,so the moral of this story is to use a separate punting phone.
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and don't marry feisty Swedish blondes called Elin;-)
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Shalom/salaam.
10,000 years of Middle Eastern civilisation and the place is not at peace but rather in pieces.
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Sadly she declined when he produced his cock. She said you could at least pluck it first. He released to poor bird it had been stuffed down his pants for several days and would be mentally scarred for the remainder of its brief life. It was run over by a steamroller as it staggered away from the scene. The attractive young lady offered our hero a blow job however misunderstanding
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the cockless state of the trousers now in front of her, she didn't realise that she now had a walk on part, in the movie '' Boys don't Cry''and that she was licking out Hilary Swank.
Meanwhile, a passing and enterprising Chinese restauranteur, swept up the roadkill and proceeded to make chicken nuggets, rebranding them as..
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Shalom/salaam.
10,000 years of Middle Eastern civilisation and the place is not at peace but rather in pieces.
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Sweet and sour meow meow and speaking of pussy the attractive blonde was now naked and wondering if he liked her beaver. He looked puzzled and said but its illegal to keep a beaver as a pet. Where is it he asked here she said caressing her vagina. He whipped out his tongs and said it will smother but I will soon have it out with these. As he watched her ass dissapear up the road he thought to himself....
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