The Perfect Punter Will Always....

[katxxx]

Trust me Delmonet, most of this things happen on a daily bases (I would say at least one of them per day, I mean the higyne points here) that's why, I've put those points togeather, I tried it in a not so discriptive way, but hey, it had to be said differently...... just to keep you occupied or horried?????

""""Dont call me at 3 in the morning giggling with friends asking if I will see you all, Unless I can call your wife/girlfriend/life partner swinging both ways, with the request I can borrow you for a while."""" DOES OCCASINALLY HAPPEN

"""""Dont call me, make a booking, continue to shop around then forget to tell me your not coming."""" EVERY DAY


"""If you came to us,and we smelt like we hadn't washed for a few days,""" RARELY
""""Or crustations under my clit hood that could make the best of us sick with the smell.""""" EVERY DAY the other way round of course

""""" Tissue in our arse crack or lumps of shit/skid-marks on my arse."""""" 3 TIMES IN 11 DAYS I had to wash the sheat due to this kind of thing....

Attack you with my tounge, licking your face before I find your mouth. OCCASINALL

"""""""""""" After eating garlic and smoking a box of 20 within the last 30 mins."""" OCCASIONAL

"""""How about wash my bits in the sink then have a wee and expect you to lick it out""""" EVERY DAY (almost all men have a shower then wee, I'm very puzzeled with that myself)

""""not forgetting then grabbing you head, wearing a strap-on, all the way down the back of your throat, then even know you dont swallow, cum all the way in back of your throat.....ooop's sorry""""" OCCASIONAL


ps:THERE ARE LOTS OF NICE THINGS YOU GUYS DO TOO, WHICH MAYBE I SHOULD PUT TOGEATHER..... WORKING ON IT!!!!!!

[bigpaws]

Kat everything you listed on your list of expectations would seem to me to be just the standard so I have to say it's a sad world we live in were if escorts somtimes encounter these problems ............ lads have some self-respect for christ's sake!!
Having personally visited Kat I can say honestly she was the most passionate escort I have ever been with and did NOT show me a list of do's and dont's ect. Why?? Because I behaved the way all punters should behave/appear in the company of an escort which made her comfortable and happy which in turn ensured I recieved the best possible service from her leaving ME very happy!!
Kat I would encourage you to post here more as I feel after reading this post that you must surely have a lot more very valid comments/opinions in that pretty little head of yours ...................
Oh by the way what's the odds punterjohn/hal isn't getting any at the moment (see his most recent "reviews"!!) .............. I'm also fairly sure he's a ginger!! :-)

Paws

[Appoline]

...As a lady in Manchester says, 'the cleaner the client, the dirtier the service...'

[Dub Lad]

The cheek of missy boots to tell me how to wash my goodies my god woman like I have gfs and so on so on..

also god knows what a lad is doing in your toilet what if he doesnt wash his hands then lil me comes along has the shower does it all and I put my hand on the toilet door and I now have his bad porridge or your fishy stuff on my hands...

do you wash your door handles, do you wash your floors because he cudda walked in shit and i pick up sumtin cause i walked on the floor in my bear feet after a shower...

You can go over board on the old hygeine.

How to wash yourself fucking hell your a laugh and a half but hey Kat you rock my socks and your L'oreal nope not shampoo but worth it xxx

[diver]

Escorts see too many guys to be concerned about looks. If you are friendly, considerate and CLEAN an escort will enjoy your company and give you the best time possible because she will want you back as a regular. If you are dirty and inconsiderate you could look like Brad Pitt and the escort will still try to get rid of you as quick as she can.
The way I look at it, money gets you in the door. How good a time you have is as much up to you and your attitude as it is the escort.
I have to say, as one who has passed close inspection by Kat, that I was very disappointed not to come away with a Certificate of Cleanliness.

[katxxx]

That is so true diver.....

I'll make you special cert, stamp it with my pussy juices , which you can take to the health clinic for inspection..... Hope you had a good time though....

Before you guys think I'm (or most of the girls are) so in your face and I'll inspect you with a microscope, I won't..... BUT for the things I've listed you don't need one anyway....

[Honey/Alexi D]

Gents I'm not bossy and dont feel my request are to much to ask for. If I can see XYZ people in a day and still be clean for you, putting my hygien before even eating then when I ask you to and its not costing you extra or your time, I dont know I would like to think a little respect is in order, dont you?

If you came to me and I had a dirty appartment, filthy sheets and no shower then yes I couldn't complain but I dont and never have.

Most of the guys we see ARE CLEAN, smell like I could just eat them up, Guess what they still get asked to have a shower.......and they do. No fuss. I had a guy turn up. I asked him to have a shower, he didn't want to. What do you think happened......... Thats right I showed him the door. I have also had a gentleman that had a " Quick " shower, I wasn't to happy and he before I even had to say something ran back in the bathroom to shower apologising pefusly so much so I had to reassure him that it was fine. Point is he showered, AGAIN and was Embarraced.
If you go to see a lady and your hygien is to be desired and you dont feel embarraced, or at least apologetic then should you not question your own self?
Do you not take pride in your body and well being?
There are guys that have a natural smell, these men are not our problem, we understand that this cannot be helped, they are still clean and a joy to spend time with.
We dont care what you look like, we do care about your health and ours. We care how you speak to us, how you treat us and if you show respect. I dont mind cleaning the floor from muddy boots, washing the shower or bath out.
Respect is a small but wonderful thing that doesn't cost anything to give, but you will find rewarded by those who resipricate that shown.

We understand their are many girls that have let you down, not been respectful, pushed you out the door, over charged and have just been plain rude, letting you down and wasted your money, but that is not all of us. There are some of us that are trying to change those preceptions and even though we work in a low regaurded proffession, still try to give the best we can to the highest standard.
So do not feel it is your right just because you are paying us, to tell us we ask to much, do not think that you can speak to or treat us as animals, do not tell us we cant have rules and requierment that we feel appropriate conduct when YOU WANT TO VISIT US.
Do not feel that you can degrade us, berate us or have the right to show no manners or respect towards us and that it will be overlooked because YOUR PAYING. I do know there are some girls that possibly will still see you, make no requests or complaint towards your hygien, but rest assured gentelmen if the lady is worth you time and money she will have standards. Those who dont beware, do you know what the last guy was like. Did she put his cheese in her mouth, did he have a coldsore kiss her now she's sucking your dick, how about thrush, has she washed since the last guy, what is on her sheets? Be affriad becuase this are the questions you really need to ask yourself when a girl isn't to picky, this is the things that you'll have to find answers to if you have a partner and you get something. This is what her lawyers will ask when your getting a divorce. So again ask yourself this, for basic courtisy and hygien is it worth complaining about or should it be admired and praised?

[Punter John]

Wow....... Who's an angry boy?

Well just to add a small opinion here.......( Adding fule I'm sure )

Well how about this to Kats post.

Dont call me at 3 in the morning giggling with friends asking if I will see you all, Unless I can call your wife/girlfriend/life partner swinging both ways, with the request I can borrow you for a while.

Dont call me, make a booking, continue to shop around then forget to tell me your not coming.

I could continue but I think I have said enough about that. Sorry John think you need to remember something every buiseness have terms and conditions applied. If you dont like the terms attached then there are two results

You dont like dont go.

Or if you dont like but still want. as a business WE DONT COMPRIMISE....... Take it or leave it.

I'm sorry guys this is an agressive post but this gentelman and any other gent's out there that may have a simillar veiw, needs to understand we all as HUMANS and SERVICE PROVIDERS, This is a business and we to have rules. If you dont like my requierments then I wouldn't be seeing you anyway, as I'm sure my Fellow ladies will agree. We dont need to stand for bad hygien, we are not animals. If you came to us,and we smelt like we hadn't washed for a few days, Or crustations under my clit hood that could make the best of us sick with the smell. Tissue in our arse crack or lumps of shit/skid-marks on my arse.
Attack you with my tounge, licking your face before I find your mouth. After eating garlic and smoking a box of 20 within the last 30 mins.
How about wash my bits in the sink then have a wee and expect you to lick it out, not forgetting then grabbing you head, wearing a strap-on, all the way down the back of your throat, then even know you dont swallow, cum all the way in back of your throat.....ooop's sorry

Totally agree with this...

Dont call me at 3 in the morning giggling with friends asking if I will see you all, Unless I can call your wife/girlfriend/life partner swinging both ways, with the request I can borrow you for a while.

Dont call me, make a booking, continue to shop around then forget to tell me your not coming.

That's bullshit, but if I was you, I'd have my phone off if I wasn't working...

As far as hygine goes, it's a given, I am not (nor have I ever) debated that. Actually, personally, I am a bit of hygine freak. I shower three times a day... (once in the morning, at the gym and then when I get home before bed). Ask any of the girls who have been a guest in my gaff, know I am very tidy.

Sadly, I can not say the same about many girls I have seen but that's niether here nor there.

The point is attitude and Kat's is shitty. If it's so important to her, she should put it in her advert and not put this bullshit on the board, like.

I really don't want to read a list of hygine demmands from some escort. If she has a chip on her shoulder she should put it in her advert. Then all of her clients will see it.

Oh I love this by the way...

Or if you dont like but still want. as a business WE DONT COMPRIMISE....... Take it or leave it.

You speak for all escorts now? Are you a union organizer? Local cocksuckers 110? Ha Ha.

[bigpaws]

What would you know abut Kat's attitude punterjohn/hal? Have you met her?? Obviously you have not because if you had you would know that she has a fantastic attitude towards the job she does .................. YOU are the one with the shitty attitude and the huge chip on the shoulder!!
By the way speaking of posting "bullshit on here that nobody wants to read", nobody wants to read your irrelevant pathetic bitter moany reviews ............. a review is only valid if you actually see the girl, yours should be removed.

Paws

[Punter John]

What would you know abut Kat's attitude punterjohn/hal? Have you met her?? Obviously you have not because if you had you would know that she has a fantastic attitude towards the job she does .................. YOU are the one with the shitty attitude and the huge chip on the shoulder!!
By the way speaking of posting "bullshit on here that nobody wants to read", nobody wants to read your irrelevant pathetic bitter moany reviews ............. a review is only valid if you actually see the girl, yours should be removed.

Paws

Funny enough, my reviews stand. Paw's how could you read the reviews when your face is burried in Kat's ass?