The Perfect Punter Will Always....

[Honey/Alexi D]

Get off your high horse there, my post was meant as a joke, a light hearted poke at a topic STARTED by Kat about hygiene etc, with a heap of sarcasm on top for good measure.

I have met Kat before with her friend billie brit and had a great time, I was not abusing her and was just about to write a lighthearted reply to her last post, but I am not going to take your C**P.

Get your facts right about health checks before you start on me, wasn't the californian porn industry not shut down for a while after some performers caught HIV?

But I guess your a doctor too as you seem to be an expert on everything else.

Plus "You slate girls for not being clean, for not offering a shower, charging extra for services, apperance, friendlyness and not rushing you out the door.........."

When did I Slate girls for this? In fairness you can tell pretty quick if a girl and her place is clean or not, if not I walk out. Simple.

I don't abuse the escorts here, but the signature you use which boasts the approval of bigpaws the most disrespectful little cunt towards the escorts on this site makes me laugh.

P.s. Kat there is nothing wrong with a wine bottle, it was meant as a joke. Tell your idiot friend to get a sense of humour

Idiot??????

My attack was not just for you, and you did come across rude. Kat thanks for defending me but I have something to say for myself right now. Again I did not my first post just for you personally, I wrote that post because there are and have been posted that were not a joke, and were an attack so if you've read the thread you will have seen that I guess. Do me a favour, do not try to attack me for defending my friends. And yes there was an HIV scare in the USA, but do you know the facts? No. It started in Brazil. But dont let real facts get in the way of your rant, will you. As you said SCARE, it was just a scare. If you know so much or want to know the facts read up on it.

If you feel you have been disrespected or offended then I'm sorry YOU chose to right a joke post, which was rude and didn't like the reply and got on YOUR HIGH HORSE because you chose not to read it properly there by failing to see what was written was indeed factual, and without fault.

Now if you can tell me that a actor in porn is a high risk sexual partner more so that your average, every-week club go-er, 6 kids different dad, drunk unsafe sex young lady....lol
You know the ones......just got to give them a shandy and they throw up, but they are your ticket to getting laid when theres no one else.............

NOT ANYONE PERSONALLY.........

Trust me porn girls know what a condom is outside of work, has seen the inside of the clinic more than twice this month let alone the average once a year and only if my clits dropping off coz I gotta go to the club later, lucky if you still got your wallet in the morning young ladies............lol

But hey. I'm just an idiot....what do I know.

Dont take things so personal honey, and please say it as a joke if thats what you think it is....... It wasn't funny..... I think you need to look up " Joke ", and before you say it I'm not the picture next to the word.

[experienced punter]

the prefect punter will always do the following, in order to achive the best start possible......:

1, Carry a chewing gum or mint, or most escorts will keep mouthwash in the bathroom, so use it.

2, When you shower, do wash your very important bits, that means pulling your foreskin back ALL THE WAY (your mature chedar, from under your foreskin, won't taste as good as the one from the supermarket and most of us will just ask you to shower again), scrubing your bums (especially if you like rimming), and I mean scrubbing.

3, Most of us will ALWAYS give you a clean towel, but depending on the location (ie. some girls are in the hotels) we have limited numbers, so one towel per visit, unless more can be provided or something happens.

4, Pls DO NOT BOOK if you have cold COLD SORES, SCARES (take care when shaving, however I stick a plaster over scars where possible), or ANYTHING ON YOUR SKIN you are unsure of. (some things like ecsema etc. are fine and most likely you will know that you have it already), as you will miss out on kissing, owo. OR we will catch your skin infection and pass it around unknowingly...

5, Be a gentleman... (luckily most of you are )

6, if you are running more then 15 min late, pls keep us updated, so we can alter the schedual, if neccesary

7, last but not least pls ONLY ring with your mobile number showing and bear in mind that some of us don't answer txts at all, so don't txt unless you are advised to do so... (I HATE TXTING)

I think that's it on my part really. Any ladies think of anything else pls type on in bulett points only, just to keep it simple...
xxx

This wasn't meant as an offence etc., so pls go easy on me...

ok we get it its all common sense hygeine but gotta say your description cheddar under foreskin is cheap also the fact about lack of hygiene wit escorts is an all too common problem these days, its bad enough a smelly guy going to an escort smelling but whats far worse is an escort smelling when you're PAYING for the privilege, escorts can have multiple sex partners in one day so can tend to be careless escorts need to be moe aware of their hygiene too..

[katxxx]

Now I could reply back, but I won't as I can't be bothered to get involved in this discussion.... as there will be always one person, who will find a fault in something and it will just go on and on.... so feel free to slaughter me now!!!!

just editing to say:
I do aggree, that my points work both ways though and didn't take your comment as an offence!!!!

[bigpaws]

I think we need to get back and stick to the facts on this thread .............
Fact one, Kat's original post and replies are both valid and articulate, she should be encouraged, along with other intelligent escorts, to post here as regularly as possible.
Fact two, Alexi is a true lady which is why she has held her temper so long even though her friend has come in for some very unreasonable criticism but I will state loud and proud that Kat, solely as a person, seemed the nicest sweetest girl I've met in a long time and anyone who says differently has never met her so go fuck yourselves!!
Fact three, spiral is an ignorant uncle-fucking cunt-face sniveling little prick .......... and please by all means take that personally!!

Paws

ps To the fine punters who always behave as gentlemen in the company of ladies, you totally understand and appreciate Kat's original post so let her hear your support please.

[experienced punter]

Now I could reply back, but I won't as I can't be bothered to get involved in this discussion.... as there will be always one person, who will find a fault in something and it will just go on and on.... so feel free to slaughter me now!!!!

what a silly reply, i'm just pointing out the problem which exists regarding hygiene of some escorts its more common than u realize its posted as a comment in reply to your comment about hygiene of punters it does work both ways i am speakin from experience..

[delmonte]

Quote Kat...
ps.: I'm really considering never putting anything up on this forum other then advertising as it is just not worth it....



I have already agreed with Kat at the start of this post but would like to show my support also in hoping that she does remain posting here as I feel her views on what us punters comment on would be welcome and refreshing...Fair play Kat and don't be bullied out of here,don't worry, most people read these posts without replying(I myself am guilty of this)but you will find a lot of people will welcome the opportuinity to read your comments ...

[spiral]

I think the reason she answered to your post like that is, that it didn't come across funny even if you meant it that way.... that's why she replied to you, the way she did.... to be honest I don't think she will keep grodges with you for it at all... you came and said it was a joke, so let's forget about it... and you have opened a very delicate area with that post....
Apologie excepted no worries babes... , glad you had a good time with us back then though...

I'm no godess though, so none of you should get the impression!!!!

It's a pitty, that this thread is turning into a war zone, when I just wanted to get some important information out there, that was it!!!! Mind you with the amount of viewes it has probably it is getting trough... I think we should all go back to the original topic, rather then have discussions about me and my attitude!!!
xxx

ps.: Paws has nothing to do with the thread, but I'm actually glad, that at least we are on his good girl list at the moment....

ps2: I was actally trying to pour the water inside me and spray it out.... I have strong pelvic muscle, but it just dribbled out.... ((( I was gutted, but hey, I've tried it. Was an interresting experiment!

Fair enough, I think you have come across the nice person you are here and apologies for my first post.


The fact bigpaws has a "good girl list" just shows us all the pathetic little cunt he is, a big man behind a computer screen threatening and abusing escorts who disagree with him. Just check the history of his posts to see. A pathetic individual with no life who spends too much time here.

"Honey" you and the bigpaws belong together.

[bigpaws]

Me and Honey belong together??? Well I couldn't agree more!!!!
That just shows that even someone like spiral who is as thick as week old cow shite can still be right now and again ............. much like a broken clock!

Paws

[Mature Jackie]

Fair enough, I think you have come across the nice person you are here and apologies for my first post.


The fact bigpaws has a "good girl list" just shows us all the pathetic little cunt he is, a big man behind a computer screen threatening and abusing escorts who disagree with him. Just check the history of his posts to see. A pathetic individual with no life who spends too much time here.

"Honey" you and the bigpaws belong together.

Hear , hear!!!

[bigpaws]

Hear, hear?? Hear fucking hear??? Well if that's what you call mature ...........

Paws