Originally Posted by
Violette
El Gordo, who says you can't get an honest answer on here, here goes:
Irish men as clients: Nervous as hell, they almost expect to taken advantage of in some way. They can't wait to hand over the money and to get it over with. They are so uptight about the whole sex thing, that I think they are relieved the act is over so they can relax and have a chat. Oh, and don't throw a fellow off stride by offering various positions, or whipping out the toys. Their delicate Catholic psyches can't handle so much full on in your face sexiness. I sometimes wonder if I shouldn't offer a lights off and under the blanket special.
Irish men as lovers: Once you get the lad over the shyness of sex, and introduce him to the joys of guilt free sex with a hot female, well they take to that like fish to water. They are eager to learn, and take instructions well. They may even surprise you. This is a good way to introduce them to the gym, once they know that being fit means better love making, he will run there 3x a week.
Brilliant Violette!! I love your no holds barred honesty. At the same time you gave Irish blokes a lift with the second paragraph above.
I also love your later post about the 2nd type of Irish Client trying out Dom fantasies for the first time. I had a good chuckle there imagining the look on some poor new guy's face as you terrify him! (Well thats what he asked for )
"Don't be reckless with other people’s hearts. Don't put up with people who are reckless with yours"