Joke of the day

**whiteball** · 30-03-23, 09:55

Son said to father, "dad I am guy."
Dad said to other son, "what about you?"
Son said, "I am guy too dad."
Dad said, "fuck me doesn't anyone in
this family like pussy?"
Daughter said, "I do."

**Barney Rubble** · 30-03-23, 21:12

Originally Posted by whiteball

Son said to father, "dad I am guy."
Dad said to other son, "what about you?"
Son said, "I am guy too dad."
Dad said, "fuck me doesn't anyone in
this family like pussy?"
Daughter said, "I do."

You're a funny gay Whiteball!

Oh sorry, funny guy, you're a funny guy !

**whiteball** · 30-03-23, 23:37

Originally Posted by Barney Rubble

You're a funny gay Whiteball!

Oh sorry, funny guy, you're a funny guy !

Thank you Barney, I just after seen my mistake,
it should be gay not guy, I should prove read before
I post anything.

**Sam Spade** · 19-11-10, 23:25

Thanks for joke.
I never laugh much at jokes, couldn't stop myself tonight.

**emmasweet** · 02-12-10, 07:34

If talking on the phone you get pregnant?
- You can, but it depends on when you sit on the phone!

**emmasweet** · 02-12-10, 07:38

Instructions to make phone ring:
1. enter the shower.
2. shampoo your hair well.
3. count to three.
At that time the phone rings!
Resolution: (we have two possibilities)
a) If the answer - it was a mistake.
b) If you do not answer - after some days we find that it was very important news!

**Liberty Love** · 02-12-10, 08:41

Kate says to the queen. 'I always get heartburn when I suck Harry'... The queen replied, ' Have you tried Andrews'

**Forrest** · 03-12-10, 23:44

A man goes to a fancy dress party wearing nothing but a jamjar on his cock.
A lady asks "What are you dressed as?"
He says a fireman!
You break the glass, pull the knob and I'll cum as fast as I can.

**mr maxi** · 04-12-10, 00:36

Driving in the snow is like eating pussy.
If you don't slow down and pay attention you could slide into the arsehole in front of you.
BE CAREFUL THIS WINTER.......

**emmasweet** · 13-01-11, 20:15

You wife is true that you had many men before you marry me?
- May, men! May men! Good food are you?
- I!
- You clean clothes?
- I!
- Last night you liked?
- I like it!
- Yes' Other day you liked?
- and how!
- Well as you think you learn all this, the extramural?

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