A 93 year old man is sat on the kerb
crying.
A passerby asks, "What's up?"
The old man moans, "I'm 93, married
to a 21 year old Swedish underwear
model who wants sex twice before
breakfast and again at lunch, once
before tea and sucks me off twice
again at night!"
Passerby says, "What's the problem?"
The old man replies, "I can't fucking
remember where I live!"
I have too much wisdom to keep to myself,
so I share my wisdom with everyone.
Not my fault nobody listens to me.
Ketchup2023 (26-03-23), Rockerman (26-03-23), simplesimon (08-04-23)
I was standing in a queue behind a
very fat woman with a huge arse,
when her phone starts to bleep. A
little boy behind her says, "Fuck me,
she's reversing."
I have too much wisdom to keep to myself,
so I share my wisdom with everyone.
Not my fault nobody listens to me.
Rockerman (27-03-23)
A woman visits her husband in prison.
Before leaving she tells a correction
officer: "You shouldn't make my husband
work like that. He's exhausted!"
The officer laughs and says, "Are you
kidding? He just eats and sleeps and stays
in his cell!"
The wife replies: "He just told me he's been
digging a tunnel for months."
I have too much wisdom to keep to myself,
so I share my wisdom with everyone.
Not my fault nobody listens to me.
beautyaddict (29-03-23), Rockerman (29-03-23)
Three old ladies were sitting side by
side in their retirement home, reminiscing.
The first lady recalled shopping at the
green grocers and demonstrated with
her hands, the length and thickness of
a cucumber she could buy for one penny.
The second old lady nodded, adding that
onions used to be bigger and cheaper also,
and demonstrated the size of two big onions
she could buy one penny a piece.
The third old lady remarked, "I can't hear
a word you're saying, but I remember the
guy you're talking about."
I have too much wisdom to keep to myself,
so I share my wisdom with everyone.
Not my fault nobody listens to me.
Ketchup2023 (29-03-23), Rockerman (29-03-23)
Two widows were out in the garden. They dug up a huge cucumber.
One of the widows began to cry. "That reminds me of my husband," she said.
"The size of it?" the other asked.
"Nah, the dirt of it," she replied.
Ketchup2023 (29-03-23), Rockerman (29-03-23), whiteball (30-03-23)
Registered User
Very funny guys
Good job
Son said to father, "dad I am guy."
Dad said to other son, "what about you?"
Son said, "I am guy too dad."
Dad said, "fuck me doesn't anyone in
this family like pussy?"
Daughter said, "I do."
I have too much wisdom to keep to myself,
so I share my wisdom with everyone.
Not my fault nobody listens to me.
Barney Rubble (30-03-23), Ketchup2023 (30-03-23)
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You're a funny gay Whiteball!Originally Posted by whiteball
Oh sorry, funny guy, you're a funny guy !
Last edited by Barney Rubble; 30-03-23 at 21:16. Reason: The 2 sons were lucky they weren't in England on the 5th of November, they might have been put on a bonfire ! Yes England, the land where a Hindu can be PM but not a Catholic. And the land where they
Are we there yet ?
beautyaddict (31-03-23), Rockerman (31-03-23)
Thank you Barney, I just after seen my mistake,You're a funny gay Whiteball!
Oh sorry, funny guy, you're a funny guy !
it should be gay not guy, I should prove read before
I post anything.
I have too much wisdom to keep to myself,
so I share my wisdom with everyone.
Not my fault nobody listens to me.
Barney Rubble (31-03-23), beautyaddict (31-03-23)
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If laziness was an Olympic sport
I’d make sure I came fourth
Just to avoid the walk to the podium
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