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    What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

    A carrot
    Odds against you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Equalizer View Post
    What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
    Donald Trump.He repeats the same few phrases ,over and over.
    Fake tan and fake news!

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    Quote Originally Posted by IrishSarahBarra View Post
    Why did the chicken cross the road?

    Product placement.
    What do you call a chicken crossing the road?

    Poultry in motion
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    I will never forget the day I got married.

    I've tried everything: drugs, alcohol, even hypnosis.

    A girl agreed to go out with me after I gave her a bottle of tonic water.

    Schwepped her off her feet.
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