Hi lads and laddettes,

Pls read my obnoxiously rude ad for booking criteria. The best massage only you’ll ever get. You get the full time just massage, I’ll edge you till you beg. I look after less than a handful of people per day, so it’s better to book the day b4.
Couples welcome. Bookings to be done by the woman though, when she’s able to book freely.

My ringer is fully disabled so SMS bookings only. I promise to rock your world.

Thanks a mill.

XOX