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complete noob with escorts, what can i expect?
As the title says, i've been lurking this site for well over a year now but i could never get the confidence to actually follow through on it outside of suggestions on certain massage places, do you guys have any tips? what can i expect, look for,etc.
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Click allow reviews firstly
Decide who takes your fancy
Read reviews, favourites, cost and way up your options
Build the confidence to make that phone call
well reviewed escorts will understand the nerves. We have all been there.
Call 30 mins before to confirm and your not a time waster
Cash ready
When the door opens the fun begins and the addiction starts with the most beautiful women.
Just to add, make sure you discuss everything you're looking for and both of your boundaries. Follow it all up with a text especially if it costs extra. For things like FK and OWO, make sure you also scrap your tongue (a lot of yall always skip ot and yet it's as important as brushing the cheese off teeth) and floss and ALWAYS use the dental hygiene supplies offered. Dontvopt out of 1st shower. Thoroughly refresh any folds especially those with body hair, with loads of shower gel provided not just water. Make sure she can hold a conversation coz if you're nervous to begin with, it'll be worse if she's got basic English. Forb1st punt, I'd recommend highly established girls who enjoy chatting. Some of us talk a lot (me really) bit mostly if punter is nervous.Originally Posted by Brooksey86
Once you deep your toe in, you'll be good to go and won't be as nervous. If you've a good recovery, book those who allow 2 shots per hour coz 1st timers usually PE (discomfort and or nerves). So I'd say aim for gfe established girls. And don't deviate too much from vanilla for the 1st.
Best of luck and most of all, have an epic time!
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Like Brooksey said, only ever go with girls who allow reviews. If you are nervous about making a phone call, don't worry cos most girls are happy enough to use WhatsApp.
The only other things I would suggest are to be friendly, polite, and always shower in advance or take a quick shower at the girls place, so she knows you are clean. I usually do both. Hygiene is a BIG deal, so make it a priority to be clean and fresh if you want the best service from the girls.
Relax, and have fun!
Also don't forget to bring the correct amount. Don't be expecting change now
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I would familiarise myself with the Filter functions on the Home page and create a shortlist of ladies I was most interested in, according to Favourites, looks, age etc. I would start a thread on Client Requests asking for information from other punters about their experiences with said Favourites etc. I would look through Reviews, taking note of negative reviews and responses, as well as looking for punters who have reviewed widely., I would PM those punters, if necessary. I would arm myself with as much information as was reasonably possible via this site and use that to increase my confidence and chances of securing a pleasurable experience.
"Remove prostitutes from human affairs, and you will unsettle everything because of lusts..."
St Augustine
bmw528 (29-11-23),
Good advice ,definitely pick a lady with good review history, these ladies will make it alot easier for your first time.And try to relax, be respectful as well ,it goes along way ,and it's only manners!.As previous reviews said, be on time.Cleanliness is hugely important so make sure squeaky clean beforehand. Try not to overstay your time ,politely ask what time it is if ur not sure, as believe me it flys by so quickly when you are both in the moment.Tbh all ladies I've met are friendly ,they will most probably guide you through your meeting..Good luck if you finally dip your toe in ..so to speak.
IAmLIAm (29-11-23)
Lots of very good advice here. It wasn't that long ago that I had my first escort experience.
I would definitely recommend fine tuning your search and finding an established lady that suits your tastes.
Once you've selected one or two reach out, be honest (they'll help you though it) and make an appointment.
Good luck and enjoy.
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And if its all is a bit too much for ye to take in ye can cum up and see me in Maynooth Nursing Home and I will fill ye in a bit better. Sure I might let ye tag along with me on a few meet ups.
Last edited by bmw528; 29-11-23 at 19:55. Reason: If ye are thinking of dropping up could ye bring a few Goodies with ye please. Theres a few nice Aulones in here I can introduce ye too. A bunch of grapes will get ye anything in here of one of them
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What can you expect
Hot babes.
Boobies.
The ride of your life.
And
Mastering door intercoms and keypads.
Not mastering how the regulate shower temp.
A sense of disappointment for not starting your escort quest way before now.
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