Luckiest Punter in Ireland

[TommyH123]

I'm claiming the title because going by the recent trend of threads it just has to be me.


:I've used my personal phone for 6 years, met loads of ladies and never had a problem

:I mainly visit hotels, in various cities both north and south and have never had a problem

:I have never picked up a STI, not even a cold or a cough from numerous meets

:I have never felt the need to post a less than glowing review, no problems with any lady I've met, I might not feel the need to return but that's just life

:My Reg is the best I've ever met, she's stunning, just human Viagra, no disrespect to any other ladies but someone has to be number one, she has made my life so much better and I can't wait to see her...every time

:My personal life has never suffered in any way because of me visiting ladies, it's actually been enhanced because of it, escorts are the missing 5% of my contentment quota


going by some threads the above list is simply not possible, my willy should have fallen of, I should be divorced, in jail or dead in a ditch....maybe eventually all four, yet here I stand happy as fuck and looking forward to my next meet.

God I love the ladies..... and boobies...and a nice ass

life is good

[IAmLIAm]

I'm claiming the title because going by the recent trend of threads it just has to be me.


:I've used my personal phone for 6 years, met loads of ladies and never had a problem

:I mainly visit hotels, in various cities both north and south and have never had a problem

:I have never picked up a STI, not even a cold or a cough from numerous meets

:I have never felt the need to post a less than glowing review, no problems with any lady I've met, I might not feel the need to return but that's just life

:My Reg is the best I've ever met, she's stunning, just human Viagra, no disrespect to any other ladies but someone has to be number one, she has made my life so much better and I can't wait to see her...every time

:My personal life has never suffered in any way because of me visiting ladies, it's actually been enhanced because of it, escorts are the missing 5% of my contentment quota


going by some threads the above list is simply not possible, my willy should have fallen of, I should be divorced, in jail or dead in a ditch....maybe eventually all four, yet here I stand happy as fuck and looking forward to my next meet.

God I love the ladies..... and boobies...and a nice ass

life is good

Not to mention the stockpile of PotMs and a burgeoning movie carrier.

[TommyH123]

Not to mention the stockpile of PotMs and a burgeoning movie carrier.

very true, forgot about my imaginary and ultimately worthless trophies

and no...Bananabox has not hacked my account

just felt the need for a positive thread....don't worry I'll morph back into my usual self shortly

[Clubcard]

Yeah OK OK I'll ride ya.... stop being so perfect ya bollocks

[TommyH123]

Yeah OK OK I'll ride ya.... stop being so perfect ya bollocks

not perfect, def can't claim that, that boat don't float

Anyway thank Jesus you're at the far end of the country.....see, I'm lucky

[JennyIrish]

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat????????

Using your own phone and visiting hotels?!!!!!!!

You should be dead in a ditch years ago!

[TommyH123]

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat????????

Using your own phone and visiting hotels?!!!!!!!

You should be dead in a ditch years ago!

true enough

house private

no flowers

details on RIP.ie

[SteveB]

I'm a boring bastard too. Just like Tommy. Nothing ever happens to me.

Although, I have been known to get lost a few times. But, due to the extreme patience (mostly ) of escorts, I do get there in the end. [for example, got lost in Belfast, drove down one-way street, stopped by motor-cycle cop. I explained where I was going (the car park, not the name and address of the escort! ) and he not only gave me directions, he stopped the traffic so I could continue on my way.] Aren't the cops wonderful!

[AmyTantraMassage]

I'm claiming the title because going by the recent trend of threads it just has to be me.


:I've used my personal phone for 6 years, met loads of ladies and never had a problem

:I mainly visit hotels, in various cities both north and south and have never had a problem

:I have never picked up a STI, not even a cold or a cough from numerous meets

:I have never felt the need to post a less than glowing review, no problems with any lady I've met, I might not feel the need to return but that's just life

:My Reg is the best I've ever met, she's stunning, just human Viagra, no disrespect to any other ladies but someone has to be number one, she has made my life so much better and I can't wait to see her...every time

:My personal life has never suffered in any way because of me visiting ladies, it's actually been enhanced because of it, escorts are the missing 5% of my contentment quota


going by some threads the above list is simply not possible, my willy should have fallen of, I should be divorced, in jail or dead in a ditch....maybe eventually all four, yet here I stand happy as fuck and looking forward to my next meet.

God I love the ladies..... and boobies...and a nice ass

life is good

Omg dude. Fucking touch wood. Imagine jinxing yourself so close to Santy perving to your home with gifts from epf slaves!! The actual fuck?!!!

[TommyH123]

Omg dude. Fucking touch wood. Imagine jinxing yourself so close to Santy perving to your home with gifts from epf slaves!! The actual fuck?!!!

I do get your point but I'll be grand, not a huge believer in Karma, with my track record I'd be deader than VHS if Karma was running the show

an awful lot of it is down to common sense, preparation and risk management, both on my side and on the escorts side.

to be honest with ye, I just wanted to fire up a positive thread, I can't be the only one who has fun without a down side

So anyway my system hasn't let me down yet....touch wood?, getting my wood touched is one of the best parts