Sexually Explicit Reviews

[Harry68]

You should think about a career in advertising / PR when you hang up your stilettos.

[JennyIrish]

You should think about a career in advertising / PR when you hang up your stilettos.

But shure I have a career in marketing, it’s right here on these boards and on my Twitter

Thanks Harry, wishing you a lovely day

[thicklanger]

Ahem, I would love to reply honestly and humorously to this but I can’t for fear I’d never get another client again!!

Buuuuuuut I’ll give ye one or two “his expectations of reviving cowgirl/reverse cowgirl were rather ambitious considering his belly size to penis size ratio and had to be politely declined”.

Or “yet another gentleman who possesses the unique and special skill of going into a shower stocked full of high end men’s toiletries, yes still coming out smelling of B.O. from under his arms.”

Or “he specifically requested deepthroat, however I was not in possession of a sling to strap his belly up out of the way of my head, yet I did my best and gave myself a headache after 15 minutes of my head bouncing off his belly like a trampoline”

Disclaimer: I have NO problem with overweight clients!!!!

Have I single-handedly destroyed my business with this post?? Have I!??


And I shall say no more.

You could only destroy your business if you provided a bad service. I think most punters know, deep down, that escorts will never respect a man who pays for sex yet they still do it regardless. So I don't think a couple of comments about performance or appreance are going to affect income.

In terms of 'crude' comments, it's a sex for sale website so it's a pretty low bar to start with. A lot of reviews come across as bravado.

[AmyTantraMassage]

You could only destroy your business if you provided a bad service. I think most punters know, deep down, that escorts will never respect a man who pays for sex yet they still do it regardless. So I don't think a couple of comments about performance or appreance are going to affect income.

In terms of 'crude' comments, it's a sex for sale website so it's a pretty low bar to start with. A lot of reviews come across as bravado.

Lmao. All men pay for sex, one way or another. Just coz you're in a relationship or married doesn't mean you don't. Difference I'd, with an escort, you have a general idea what you're getting.

It's not a sex for sale website. It's there in the t&c that you're paying for the girl's time, regardless of what you get. You've very incel energy coming out of you with this post, just fyi.

Women respect men who respect them. You don't, so that's why your experience here has been shite. Don't project hiw little you think of people on here on to others. They're all not like you. Don't get me wrong, you'll get along fabulously with some men here, but nit all thing we're less that on account of what we do. Just you and a select few. Stay golden now. And stay paying fir that sex either way, even if you're in denial.

[JennyIrish]

You could only destroy your business if you provided a bad service. I think most punters know, deep down, that escorts will never respect a man who pays for sex yet they still do it regardless. So I don't think a couple of comments about performance or appreance are going to affect income.

In terms of 'crude' comments, it's a sex for sale website so it's a pretty low bar to start with. A lot of reviews come across as bravado.

Woah!!!! You are so wrong, I have the height of respect and gratitude for my clients, I appreciate that they choose me to spend their time and hard earned money with, because of my clients I was able to leave the rat race, the commuting, the working every hour under the sun and still struggling to pay bills.

It makes total sence to me that some men choose to see an escort who can cater to their specific needs and desires, rather than risk an affair.

Like any other profession I value repeat custom and do my best to create an enjoyable and positive experience. I have clients who I have a crush on (though I’d never tell them that ha ha) but deffo have some regulars who when their name pops up on my phone my tummy does a little flip!

I would only have disrespect for a client who wasn’t respectful to me, I Certainly do not disrespect a client chooses to support me and my business!

[Blue60]

First, might I say how great it is to see Escorts posting here and more particularly when they give an insight into their views on aspects of escorting and dealing with clients, so many thanks for your input Jenny.

Personally, I dislike reading sexually explicit reviews. Primarily, I want to know about accuracy of photos, the attitude of the escort and how discreet the incall is and whether the favourites advertised are true. It must be horrible for an escort to read overtly explicit descriptions of what he did to her and what she did to him. I think some guys just like showing off. I must be getting old i'm afraid .

[Blue60]

If a guy wants specific info about someone's meet with an escort, he can always pm him. The guys are normally very helpful.

[JennyIrish]

First, might I say how great it is to see Escorts posting here and more particularly when they give an insight into their views on aspects of escorting and dealing with clients, so many thanks for your input Jenny.

Personally, I dislike reading sexually explicit reviews. Primarily, I want to know about accuracy of photos, the attitude of the escort and how discreet the incall is and whether the favourites advertised are true. It must be horrible for an escort to read overtly explicit descriptions of what he did to her and what she did to him. I think some guys just like showing off. I must be getting old i'm afraid .

Thank you for your nice comment! The review that annoyed me was kindly edited by Sophia and yes it was absolutely showing off, just school yard bravado, I totally agree with you about the pms. I understand some guys saying they prefer the more explicit reviews, and I’m so aware that I probably sound like I’m completely contradicting myself as an Escort, as someone who posts provocatively on Twitter, But in my case with the majority of my reviews it is commonly mentioned “all favourites performed enthusiastically” surely that should be enough? The reviews I currently have, none of them go into explicit detail but I feel they are still written in a gentlemanly way which leaves no doubt as to the type of service I provide. There’s no need to be vulgar I just find it juvenile and derogatory.

[thicklanger]

Lmao. All men pay for sex, one way or another. Just coz you're in a relationship or married doesn't mean you don't. Difference I'd, with an escort, you have a general idea what you're getting.

It's not a sex for sale website. It's there in the t&c that you're paying for the girl's time, regardless of what you get. You've very incel energy coming out of you with this post, just fyi.

Women respect men who respect them. You don't, so that's why your experience here has been shite. Don't project hiw little you think of people on here on to others. They're all not like you. Don't get me wrong, you'll get along fabulously with some men here, but nit all thing we're less that on account of what we do. Just you and a select few. Stay golden now. And stay paying fir that sex either way, even if you're in denial.

A person can be polite and respectful towards another person without having respect for them. One doesn't always follow the other. There may well be people who use this site who have no other outlet for sexual gratification. Your use of the pejorative term 'incel' only confirms the point I'm making. It should be possible to have a discussion without resorting to Ad Hominem arguments.
As for "the t&cs", people are under no illusion as to what exactly is being advertised here.

[Briansthdub]

I agree. It's reassuring for future intended visitors to know some basic information and particular if it is contrary to the earlier reviews, the pictures of the escort or more often the incorrect descriptions of the services really on offer....
Cheers