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  1. 11-08-23, 16:07 #1
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    I'm currently standing on a busy street in the sun near the door of an apartment block.
    I'm waiting on a young woman for my 5pm appointment that I made 3 hours ago.
    She's not replying to me.

    This stupid tramp came out and demanded to know what I'm doing.
    I'm waiting on a small box to be delivered.
    I know exactly what you're doing, she said.
    What's in the box?
    A medal I told her.
    What's the medal for?
    Minding my own business, now fuck off.

    I'm calling the Gardai. I know exactly what you're at, you smart arse and some other colourful language.

    Now I'm going to stay here for the next 30 minutes just to piss her off
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    She's undercover Legion of Mary?!
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    Quote Originally Posted by TonyB View Post
    I'm currently standing on a busy street in the sun near the door of an apartment block.
    I'm waiting on a young woman for my 5pm appointment that I made 3 hours ago.
    She's not replying to me.

    This stupid tramp came out and demanded to know what I'm doing.
    I'm waiting on a small box to be delivered.
    I know exactly what you're doing, she said.
    What's in the box?
    A medal I told her.
    What's the medal for?
    Minding my own business, now fuck off.

    I'm calling the Gardai. I know exactly what you're at, you smart arse and some other colourful language.

    Now I'm going to stay here for the next 30 minutes just to piss her off
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    The escort I saw suggested it might be someone that knows who I am and knowing I'm carrying money, might be planning to rob me.

    Personally I think she is just a nut job
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    You tell her ! Some women are vile.

    Don't trust anyone man or woman.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TonyB View Post
    I'm currently standing on a busy street in the sun near the door of an apartment block.
    I'm waiting on a young woman for my 5pm appointment that I made 3 hours ago.
    She's not replying to me.

    This stupid tramp came out and demanded to know what I'm doing.
    I'm waiting on a small box to be delivered.
    I know exactly what you're doing, she said.
    What's in the box?
    A medal I told her.
    What's the medal for?
    Minding my own business, now fuck off.

    I'm calling the Gardai. I know exactly what you're at, you smart arse and some other colourful language.

    Now I'm going to stay here for the next 30 minutes just to piss her off

    If she knows what's going to happen in the future, maybe ask her for tonight's lotto numbers
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    Tony's adventure stories are becoming a regular thing now
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    Quote Originally Posted by bananabox999 View Post
    Tony's adventure stories are becoming a regular thing now
    Yep, at least she didn’t charge him €20
    No sales pitch, no media hype.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TonyB View Post
    The escort I saw suggested it might be someone that knows who I am and knowing I'm carrying money, might be planning to rob me.

    Personally I think she is just a nut job
    She d want a really good hoover to get anything out of you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TonyB View Post
    The escort I saw suggested it might be someone that knows who I am and knowing I'm carrying money, might be planning to rob me.

    Personally I think she is just a nut job
    She would have no way of knowing who you are. You only carry a maximum of €100 anyway plus a few coins for parking
    We have two lives , the second begins when we realise we only have one .....
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