Page 2 of 3 FirstFirst 123 LastLast
Results 11 to 20 of 30

Thread: Minding my own business

  1. 11-08-23, 19:16 #11
    Mrbean76's Avatar
    Mrbean76
    Mrbean76 is offline Established Member Certified E-I Addict
    Join Date
    Sep 2018
    Posts
    6,471
    Reviews
    116

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by bmw528 View Post
    She d want a really good hoover to get anything out of you.
    Look who's talking
    We have two lives , the second begins when we realise we only have one .....
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote

  2. The Following 2 Users Say Thank You to Mrbean76 For This Useful Post:

    bmw528 (11-08-23), TonyB (13-08-23)
  3. 11-08-23, 20:00 #12
    bmw528
    bmw528 is offline Established Member Certified E-I Addict
    Join Date
    Oct 2009
    Posts
    8,922
    Reviews
    35

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Mrbean76 View Post
    Look who's talking
    Well at least I dont rifle through the ladies Knicker Drawers while she s getting ready for an appointment.
    Last edited by bmw528; 11-08-23 at 20:02. Reason: Its common knowledge around here that your a Knicker Stroker. Yer poor Granny couldnt keep any underwear around when ye were a young fella
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote

  4. The Following 3 Users Say Thank You to bmw528 For This Useful Post:

    Mrbean76 (11-08-23), Nononsense111 (13-08-23), TonyB (13-08-23)
  5. 11-08-23, 20:55 #13
    Expo
    Expo is offline Established Member Becoming Addicted to E-I
    Join Date
    Jul 2020
    Posts
    443
    Reviews
    141

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Toolbox View Post
    Yep, at least she didn’t charge him €20
    If gave her 50 he wouldn't get any change😂😂
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote

  6. The Following User Says Thank You to Expo For This Useful Post:

    TonyB (12-08-23)
  7. 11-08-23, 20:56 #14
    Expo
    Expo is offline Established Member Becoming Addicted to E-I
    Join Date
    Jul 2020
    Posts
    443
    Reviews
    141

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by bananabox999 View Post
    Tony's adventure stories are becoming a regular thing now
    Yeah I miss his adventures with No change Girl🤣
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote

  8. The Following User Says Thank You to Expo For This Useful Post:

    TonyB (12-08-23)
  9. 11-08-23, 22:18 #15
    Mrbean76's Avatar
    Mrbean76
    Mrbean76 is offline Established Member Certified E-I Addict
    Join Date
    Sep 2018
    Posts
    6,471
    Reviews
    116

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by bmw528 View Post
    Well at least I dont rifle through the ladies Knicker Drawers while she s getting ready for an appointment.


    This is your last warning
    We have two lives , the second begins when we realise we only have one .....
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote

  10. The Following 2 Users Say Thank You to Mrbean76 For This Useful Post:

    bmw528 (11-08-23), TonyB (12-08-23)
  11. 12-08-23, 00:04 #16
    bmw528
    bmw528 is offline Established Member Certified E-I Addict
    Join Date
    Oct 2009
    Posts
    8,922
    Reviews
    35

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Mrbean76 View Post


    This is your last warning
    Dont you talk like that to yer Father? Yer not too old for someone to put ye over their knee and Wallop the Arse off ye! . There are a few providers on here that could sort that for ye.
    Last edited by bmw528; 12-08-23 at 00:07. Reason: Probably one of yer favourites,
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote

  12. The Following 2 Users Say Thank You to bmw528 For This Useful Post:

    Mrbean76 (12-08-23), TonyB (12-08-23)
  13. 12-08-23, 07:33 #17
    TonyB
    TonyB is offline Established Member Certified E-I Addict
    Join Date
    Jul 2012
    Posts
    5,000
    Reviews
    601

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Expo View Post
    Yeah I miss his adventures with No change Girl��
    I had to get rid of her.
    I definitely liked her in the beginning but the reason they opt out of reviews always becomes apparent. Sometimes it just takes a few visits .

    I'd like to say lesson learned but I'll be caught again
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote

  14. The Following 3 Users Say Thank You to TonyB For This Useful Post:

    Barney Rubble (12-08-23), Escort AdvertiserDieve (12-08-23), enfr (16-08-23)
  15. 12-08-23, 08:08 #18
    Barney Rubble's Avatar
    Barney Rubble
    Barney Rubble is offline Established Member Certified E-I Addict
    Join Date
    May 2013
    Posts
    25,267
    Reviews
    82

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by TonyB View Post
    I had to get rid of her.
    I definitely liked her in the beginning but the reason they opt out of reviews always becomes apparent. Sometimes it just takes a few visits .

    I'd like to say lesson learned but I'll be caught again
    She didn't screw you in the shower again did she ?

    And I don't mean that literally .
    Are we there yet ?
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote

  16. The Following 2 Users Say Thank You to Barney Rubble For This Useful Post:

    Escort Advertiserjessicabp (12-08-23), TonyB (13-08-23)
  17. 12-08-23, 17:40 #19
    UnFulfilledScott
    UnFulfilledScott is offline Banned User Certified E-I Addict
    Join Date
    Jun 2021
    Posts
    3,750

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by TonyB View Post
    I'm currently standing on a busy street in the sun near the door of an apartment block.
    I'm waiting on a young woman for my 5pm appointment that I made 3 hours ago.
    She's not replying to me.

    This stupid tramp came out and demanded to know what I'm doing.
    I'm waiting on a small box to be delivered.
    I know exactly what you're doing, she said.
    What's in the box?
    A medal I told her.
    What's the medal for?
    Minding my own business, now fuck off.

    I'm calling the Gardai. I know exactly what you're at, you smart arse and some other colourful language.

    Now I'm going to stay here for the next 30 minutes just to piss her off

    Word on the street is that I should take all TonyB posts with a grain of salt.
    And then I read an expertly crafted gem like this with the perfect setup and payoff.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote

  18. The Following User Says Thank You to UnFulfilledScott For This Useful Post:

    TonyB (13-08-23)
  19. 13-08-23, 18:54 #20
    Bruce 4play's Avatar
    Bruce 4play
    Bruce 4play is offline Established Member Addicted to E-I
    Join Date
    Jan 2011
    Posts
    503
    Blog Entries
    1
    Reviews
    19

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by TonyB View Post
    I'm currently standing on a busy street in the sun near the door of an apartment block.
    I'm waiting on a young woman for my 5pm appointment that I made 3 hours ago.
    She's not replying to me.

    This stupid tramp came out and demanded to know what I'm doing.
    I'm waiting on a small box to be delivered.
    I know exactly what you're doing, she said.
    What's in the box?
    A medal I told her.
    What's the medal for?
    Minding my own business, now fuck off.

    I'm calling the Gardai. I know exactly what you're at, you smart arse and some other colourful language.

    Now I'm going to stay here for the next 30 minutes just to piss her off
    at the box
    "I'm the leader of the pack which makes me such a lucky jack. And here they are, they're so appealing, OK dollies do your dealing."
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote

  20. The Following User Says Thank You to Bruce 4play For This Useful Post:

    TonyB (13-08-23)
Page 2 of 3 FirstFirst 123 LastLast
« Previous Thread | Next Thread »

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •  

Forum Rules