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    No extra....that is 50 extra

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    Quote Originally Posted by PhilPhilPhil View Post
    Like a whole cake!?
    Didn't really go into it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Clubcard View Post
    Ohh you look so much like my ex boyfriend but I hope you fuck better than him
    She didn't look like FIONA.??

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    An escort once asked if she could pop a pimple on my back. I laughed and said "go for it" lol
    Last edited by Nononsense111; 23-01-23 at 21:16.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nononsense111 View Post
    An escort once asked if she could pop a pimple on my back. I laughed and said "go for it" lol
    Not good for you & also a strange request on escorts part

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    "Fuck me Barney, fuck me. Give me your babies !"

    We both went into fits of laughter and the fucking was momentarily delayed.
    Hello darkness my old friend.....

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    Can I have your snapchat, wanna go for coffee, are you married, I dont do this very often . . . .

    A perfectly normal ordinary guy suddenly called me 'Mammy' during proceedings. I nearly gave myself whiplash I jumped up so quick 'what, did you call me?!?! Dont do that again !!!'

    He apologised and said he dosnt know why he says that.

    Carried on and he did it again, I started getting p#ssed off, I dont mind dirty talk, call me anything you want but NOT Mammy, I told him if he wants to continue calling me Mammy he can but I'll be telling him to empty the dishwasher and tidy this room and not continue doing what we were doing!!

    I dont get this sudden craze for stepmum/aunty roleplays, a young lad called me once requesting brother/sister role play, internet porn is screwing everyone up!

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    Quote Originally Posted by JennyIrish View Post
    Can I have your snapchat, wanna go for coffee, are you married, I dont do this very often . . . .

    A perfectly normal ordinary guy suddenly called me 'Mammy' during proceedings. I nearly gave myself whiplash I jumped up so quick 'what, did you call me?!?! Dont do that again !!!'

    He apologised and said he dosnt know why he says that.

    Carried on and he did it again, I started getting p#ssed off, I dont mind dirty talk, call me anything you want but NOT Mammy, I told him if he wants to continue calling me Mammy he can but I'll be telling him to empty the dishwasher and tidy this room and not continue doing what we were doing!!

    I dont get this sudden craze for stepmum/aunty roleplays, a young lad called me once requesting brother/sister role play, internet porn is screwing everyone up!
    But have you seen how good looking stepsisters and stepmoms are in the Internet... . And they always getting stuck in the washing machine head first with their arse in the air.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Clubcard View Post
    But have you seen how good looking stepsisters and stepmoms are in the Internet... . And they always getting stuck in the washing machine head first with their arse in the air.
    And then the plumber they never called shows up…he must just be driving around on the off chance

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    Quote Originally Posted by JennyIrish View Post
    Can I have your snapchat, wanna go for coffee, are you married, I dont do this very often . . . .

    A perfectly normal ordinary guy suddenly called me 'Mammy' during proceedings. I nearly gave myself whiplash I jumped up so quick 'what, did you call me?!?! Dont do that again !!!'

    He apologised and said he dosnt know why he says that.

    Carried on and he did it again, I started getting p#ssed off, I dont mind dirty talk, call me anything you want but NOT Mammy, I told him if he wants to continue calling me Mammy he can but I'll be telling him to empty the dishwasher and tidy this room and not continue doing what we were doing!!

    I dont get this sudden craze for stepmum/aunty roleplays, a young lad called me once requesting brother/sister role play, internet porn is screwing everyone up!
    You have hit the nail on the head. I don't know what all this insist crap is all about? I'm not into roleplay either, better to enjoy the moment for what it is.

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