Funniest Thing an Escort/client Has said to you

**Bridgittee** · 24-01-23, 12:12

"You are rough" after appointment translates to you are passionate. Maybe im too much

**Klord1** · 24-01-23, 12:26

Originally Posted by Clubcard

But have you seen how good looking stepsisters and stepmoms are in the Internet... . And they always getting stuck in the washing machine head first with their arse in the air.

Ha ha spoton clubcard ....ridiculous scenarios ...I wish there was a porn site that actually put some effort into the roleplays ....friends mom I get and would have been into when younger at least .....but all this stepsister / brother shit Is crazy ...like it's gone mainstream .not very believable

**Rooney2808** · 24-01-23, 12:57

In fairness I've never turned one off because I thought the storyline was too far-fetched!

**PhilPhilPhil** · 24-01-23, 13:34

Not said to me, but along the same lines - there's ladies advertising elsewhere with the very tempting line ''if you are interested in not existing, please contact...''

- now there's a kink!

**PhilPhilPhil** · 24-01-23, 14:10

And another one offering ''excellent massage, great prisoners...''

Some people need to double check their translations with a local.

**rockonallnite** · 24-01-23, 14:29

Originally Posted by Bridgittee

"You are rough" after appointment translates to you are passionate. Maybe im too much

I may try some of your passion one of this days...

**robbie9** · 24-01-23, 16:26

Originally Posted by JennyIrish

Can I have your snapchat, wanna go for coffee, are you married, I dont do this very often . . . .

A perfectly normal ordinary guy suddenly called me 'Mammy' during proceedings. I nearly gave myself whiplash I jumped up so quick 'what, did you call me?!?! Dont do that again !!!'

He apologised and said he dosnt know why he says that.

Carried on and he did it again, I started getting p#ssed off, I dont mind dirty talk, call me anything you want but NOT Mammy, I told him if he wants to continue calling me Mammy he can but I'll be telling him to empty the dishwasher and tidy this room and not continue doing what we were doing!!

I dont get this sudden craze for stepmum/aunty roleplays, a young lad called me once requesting brother/sister role play, internet porn is screwing everyone up!

I did the mother and son roleplay with Davina.

She is 20+ years older than me .

It was very fun .

**fingermouse** · 24-01-23, 16:35

Once arrived at appointment and the girl told me shower was down the hall and first door on right....walked in on a lad enjoying a bj from another lady....shouting coming from behind. 'I meant left. left! hee hee

**JennyIrish** · 24-01-23, 16:42

Originally Posted by TommyH123

Exactly, role play, not interested, grand if you need to break the routine at home maybe but with an escort?, not a chance, I’m happy enough to just be in the room with one, that’s all spice I need

Yeah, I'm not great with roleplay, cant keep a straight face!!

Irish Lyndsay is amazing at it, no joke she'd win an oscar

**JennyIrish** · 24-01-23, 16:47

Originally Posted by fingermouse

Once arrived at appointment and the girl told me shower was down the hall and first door on right....walked in on a lad enjoying a bj from another lady....shouting coming from behind. 'I meant left. left! hee hee

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