The Shower Conundrum

[Nononsense111]

Was at a meeting during the week there and I've encountered this predicament a number of times.

There's a stunning woman waiting for you in the next room, sitting on the edge of the bed, done up to the nines, just a shower and you getting squeaky clean remains between you and her having an amazing. You step in the shower in the nip and next thing you find out the temperature dial is acting up. Your only options are artic cold or scorching hot! You step out either shivering or in pain from the heat.

Definition of a first world problem, but has anyone else encountered this?

Do tell

[robbie9]

I have that issue before.

You could be 3 minutes trying to work out the dials

[Clubcard]

Ahh lads come on will ye... its a shower, tis not rocket science

[jinglyballs]

definitely grin and bear it if it's freezing...you'll quickly forget as soon as you get into the bedroom and a cold shower does wake you up for sure

My related tip is invest in a decent pair of gloves for going visiting. The only complaint I've received (well to date anyway) is 'fuck....your hands are too cold, get off "

[bananabox999]

Switch it on and dont touch anything.
Its usually in a good spot lol

[TommyH123]

Ah ffs lads, red is hot, blue is cold, anything else I can do for ye?
Honest to Jesus I wonder how some of get your shoes on in the morning, I’m guessing Velcro 🙄

[AmorInfinito8]

It's never happened to me, I usually have a shave and shower before leaving for a meeting then a quick freshen up on arrival, so a few minutes in cold water wouldn't be an issue, sure it'll make your nips nice n hard for the lady😂😂
But your balls might suck up into your stomach
🥶😂

[Clubcard]

In fairness, I met a girl once who had the shower set to scalding hot, like lift a layer of skin hot. Anyway no big deal turned it down a notch or 2 and had my scrub

Got into the bedroom and said wtf the story with the shower..... she said "good man, I set it like that to catch the lads that pretend shower" ..... imagine going to the bathroom and just watching the shower running and not actually using it!!!

The mind boggles

[TommyH123]

In fairness, I met a girl once who had the shower set to scalding hot, like lift a layer of skin hot. Anyway no big deal turned it down a notch or 2 and had my scrub

Got into the bedroom and said wtf the story with the shower..... she said "good man, I set it like that to catch the lads that pretend shower" ..... imagine going to the bathroom and just watching the shower running and not actually using it!!!

The mind boggles

Yeah, I’ve heard stories like that as well, punters will land out of the bathroom dabbing away with the towel with a bone dry back, they only splashed the front, sure the girls can spot that in a second, no flies on them, unlike some of their clients🙄

[robbie9]

In fairness, I met a girl once who had the shower set to scalding hot, like lift a layer of skin hot. Anyway no big deal turned it down a notch or 2 and had my scrub

Got into the bedroom and said wtf the story with the shower..... she said "good man, I set it like that to catch the lads that pretend shower" ..... imagine going to the bathroom and just watching the shower running and not actually using it!!!

The mind boggles

She sounds kind!

What human being pretends to shower ! Surely less than 1%