The Shower Conundrum

[AmorInfinito8]

In fairness, I met a girl once who had the shower set to scalding hot, like lift a layer of skin hot. Anyway no big deal turned it down a notch or 2 and had my scrub

Got into the bedroom and said wtf the story with the shower..... she said "good man, I set it like that to catch the lads that pretend shower" ..... imagine going to the bathroom and just watching the shower running and not actually using it!!!

The mind boggles

A girl told me this has happened, one guy in particular well dressed expensive suit, she said the BO was that bad that after he had pretended to shower she marched him straight back in, stripped got in and scrubbed him down herself LOL
she's a Doctor in real life so I think she'd be used to telling people what to do, not sure all the girls would have the same confidence to handle the situation in the same way!!

[TommyH123]

No issues with any showers I’ve encountered but blind as a bat without the specs these day so I sometimes end up playing Russian roulette with the bottles, probably used conditioner instead of shower gel on a few occasions.
Pet hate, shower curtains, one of those stuck to your ass would take the horn of ye fairly quick

[Clubcard]

What was the name of the girl that's now retired that used to stay in Smitfeild.


She would bring you to the shower and powerwash ya. Seriously she had the shower head removed and would hold her finger over the nozzle like she was washing the underside of a car.

[AmorInfinito8]

What was the name of the girl that's now retired that used to stay in Smitfeild.


She would bring you to the shower and powerwash ya. Seriously she had the shower head removed and would hold her finger over the nozzle like she was washing the underside of a car.

At the car wash
Workin' at the car wash, girl
Come on and sing it with me
(Car wash)
Sing it with the feelin' y'all
(Car wash, yeah)

[TommyH123]

What was the name of the girl that's now retired that used to stay in Smitfeild.


She would bring you to the shower and powerwash ya. Seriously she had the shower head removed and would hold her finger over the nozzle like she was washing the underside of a car.

Rubina, Ah she was way over the top, I’d imagine the shower going into mounjoy wouldn’t be as bad as that, speaking of cars I’ve washed mine in less time than it took her to finish 🙄

[AmorInfinito8]

Bit of common sense like!!
You're never going to get jiggy with it
If a girl has to put up with that shit!!
She'd be counting the clock just to get you out!!
Some smelly B@$*@®¢$ !!!
God love any girl having to put up with clients like that!!!

[TommyH123]

Bit of common sense like!!
You're never going to get jiggy with it
If a girl has to put up with that shit!!
She'd be counting the clock just to get you out!!
Some smelly B@$*@®¢$ !!!
God love any girl having to put up with clients like that!!!

Common sense is not that common with some guys 🙄

[JennyIrish]

no flies on them, 🙄

And if there are, they're paying rent!

Hadnt heard that expression in years!

[TommyH123]

And if there are, they're paying rent!

Hadnt heard that expression in years!

I’ve good material and I’ve old material and that’s some of the good old material ��

[robbie9]

A girl told me this has happened, one guy in particular well dressed expensive suit, she said the BO was that bad that after he had pretended to shower she marched him straight back in, stripped got in and scrubbed him down herself LOL
she's a Doctor in real life so I think she'd be used to telling people what to do, not sure all the girls would have the same confidence to handle the situation in the same way!!

A doctor, what on earth is she working as an escort for ??