Christmas present

[dr love]

My daughter bought me Old Spice aftershave a few years back. Usually I'd just pass it on as a present to a brother or nephew but who da fuq uses Old Spice anymore ?

Doc ?

Old Fool ?

Larry ?

ermmmm nope .:doc

[rockonallnite]

No thanks I use a home brew recipe.

- 2 spoons of sugar
- Pinch of salt
- The juice from a single slice of lemon
- My own semen (half a cup or so)

Mix it all together. Boil it for 10 minutes on high heat. Pour it into a small jar and freeze for 48 hours. Let it thaw for 1 week inside a bowl. Put it into a spray can and off you pop.

[WeeJimmy]

One Christmas I visited a Lady and she give me The Clap so that wasn't very nice and totally unexpected, luckily she rang me next day and said she was only kidding,

[sg471]

Had a boss many years ago who for a 'christmas bonus' gave us vouchers for Dunnes Stores

[TommyH123]

I’m patiently waiting for my Christmas present…tick tock tick tock 😉

[dee dee]

A ‘friend’ handed me a Christmas present, not even wrapped . It was a small tea light holder .. she picked it up off the table with her thumb and forefinger and came over to me and said ‘ Here , before I forget your Christmas present !’ And handed it to me. The price was stuck underneath it. €3.
Needless to say I didn’t continue the friendship after that !

[IDF2]

A ‘friend’ handed me a Christmas present, not even wrapped . It was a small tea light holder .. she picked it up off the table with her thumb and forefinger and came over to me and said ‘ Here , before I forget your Christmas present !’ And handed it to me. The price was stuck underneath it. €3.
Needless to say I didn’t continue the friendship after that !

Some people are just horrible.