Christmas present

**robbie9** · 12-11-21, 17:52

last year a flask , gave it to my old man!

**ga1** · 12-11-21, 18:08

A couple of years back I was given an electric toothbrush.

**Mrbean76** · 12-11-21, 22:56

Originally Posted by TheSavannah

Hi everyone!

What’s the worst Christmas present you have received?
I know it's early days... but maybe if we share our worst Christmas presents, we won't think of giving them to someone else (or the other way around

).

I get socks and jocks every year

**ladiesman217** · 12-11-21, 22:59

A €100 note... inside a used condom.

**DunlopFuzzy** · 12-11-21, 23:07

I got a painted rock once

**Barney Rubble** · 12-11-21, 23:10

My daughter bought me Old Spice aftershave a few years back. Usually I'd just pass it on as a present to a brother or nephew but who da fuq uses Old Spice anymore ?

Doc ?

Old Fool ?

Larry ?

**ladiesman217** · 12-11-21, 23:22

Originally Posted by Barney Rubble

My daughter bought me Old Spice aftershave a few years back. Usually I'd just pass it on as a present to a brother or nephew but who da fuq uses Old Spice anymore ?

Doc ?

Old Fool ?

Larry ?

No thanks I use a home brew recipe.

- 2 spoons of sugar
- Pinch of salt
- The juice from a single slice of lemon
- My own semen (half a cup or so)

Mix it all together. Boil it for 10 minutes on high heat. Pour it into a small jar and freeze for 48 hours. Let it thaw for 1 week inside a bowl. Put it into a spray can and off you pop.

**IDF2** · 13-11-21, 02:00

One of my sisters hates me, the feeling is mutual. She always buys me Man United gear from the official shop. I don't support them. She grew up with me she knows that.

**IDF2** · 13-11-21, 02:02

Originally Posted by Barney Rubble

My daughter bought me Old Spice aftershave a few years back. Usually I'd just pass it on as a present to a brother or nephew but who da fuq uses Old Spice anymore ?

Doc ?

Old Fool ?

Larry ?

Gerry Adams. Sorry I could not resist!

**S94310** · 13-11-21, 21:20

Originally Posted by TheSavannah

I was given one of those little nodding dogs for my first car that move their heads:

you got the nod of approval

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